blind squirrel

blind squirrel: someone searching for something with out a chance of finding it. It comes from "even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in while."

He is a blind squirrel.

by Miles Bighorse June 10, 2018

Himalayan Squirt

What you do is you fiddle with your soft cock for 30 minutes, then run naked into a room full of unaware people and explode, if you want to add an extra splash of spice to it, you can make jazz hands while screaming as hard as you humanly can before exploding.

"I Cant wait to Himalayan Squirt at my ex's funeral"

by D4v3_57r1d3r October 19, 2018

Rocky the flying squirrel

The act of grabbing your nutsack through your open fly and extending the loose skin into a rough square shape with thumbs and index fingers from both hands and then posing for a picture with someone who is sleeping or passed out drunk.

Dammit! I just got logged onto Facebook and Kyle posted pictures where he Rocky the flying squirrel'ed me.

by Captain Underpants III January 5, 2011

Make Me Squirt

Used in conjunction with the release of fluids from the body. May be sexual or non sexual in connotation.

Oh yea daddy that’s it. You are hittin my spot. You are gonna make me squirt (eyes roll back into head as the pounding continues).

Let’s grab some Taco Bell on the way home from the bar. No I can’t braaaahhh. That shits gonna make me squirt with all this booze in me.

Pull over at that gas station. All this coffee about to make me squirt.

by Dick Onchin November 29, 2020

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when your girl horny as fuck she gives you head but not just any head the best head of your life

aye girl give me the triple-slurp-slurp-gargle-turkey-gobble-ash-kashh-abracadabra-throw-a-magi-tonsil-tickle-cheeks-stuff-n-squirtle-glizzy-guzzle-weinie-gulpgawkgawk3000

by da massy man September 10, 2020

squaretangular

something square like in apperance

a square with circular corners thus meanig "squaretangular"

e.g:"that house is squaretangular in apperance"

by james ag davies September 12, 2011

Square Eyes (Squaritis in Latin)

This can occur from staring at a TV screen or computer monitor for hours on end.

When working in an office staring at a computer monitor all day, your eyes start to feel tired & drowsy, almost as if they're becoming square shaped. It gets worse when doing a repetitive task, eg editing a spreadsheet full of boring numbers for hours on end........

It can also occur when you've watched a Lord of the Rings Trilogy Marathon or from watching porn for 48 hours straight when left alone at home when the wife/girlfriend/room-mate goes away for the weekend.

eg 1
John: I'm sick of editing these numbers in this spreadsheet. My eyes feel like they're becoming square............

Sally: Dude, you sound like you've got a bad case of Square Eyes (Squaritis in Latin)

eg 2
Matt: Oh man, Jess went away for a Spa weekend with the girls. I watched so much porn that my eyes are burning!

Steve: Shit man, you look like you're suffering from Square Eyes, or Squaritis to use the medical term. I feel the same, Shoniqwa went to her parents so I watched the Lord of the Rings Trilogy back to back, then watched all of the Star Wars films, I was so fucked up I even watched the prequels!

by Peter McDreamy January 10, 2012