soccer

the gayest shit ever if you play soccer dicks make you horny

hey lets go play soccer...but what he actually means, hey lets go have gay sex

by lambieoce May 17, 2021

women's soccer

A joke.

John: Do you watch The Office?
Jack: Yes. That show is funnier than women's soccer!

by Jamaican_Skeleton August 22, 2021

Soccer

Means football but how idiots call it

I love soccer
and someone will reply you dumb sh- its called football

by actually no name June 17, 2021

Soccer

The national sport that represents the world wide homosexual community.

If you want to tell your dad you’re gay, why not just tell him you want to play soccer?

by Jackson Dingleberry August 22, 2024

Soccer punch

When you sock someone while they aren’t looking

Did you see Ben get soccer punched earlier?

by Abbuuuebev December 17, 2024

kai's soccer ball

a type of firearm shaped like a soccer ball

i used kai's soccer ball on my local school

by hugedickrandy August 13, 2025

Hungarian Soccer Team

Hungarian Soccer Team is the most overrated team worldwide. The hungarian fans are obsessed with them but they still suck at this sport. Worst team of all time!

Did you watch the match yesterday?

Yeah the hungarian soccer team lost 10-0 against a village soccer team. What a shame!

by Handsomeforsure September 2, 2025