Shooting Star

When a guy lies down on his back and ejaculates, his jizz going over his whole body and head.

Little Timmy's first wank ended with a shooting star, leaving a streamline down the middle of his bed-frame's headboard.

by TheRashInTrash July 16, 2019

Shooting the rainbow

So....as any good boyfriend should, learn your girls favorite flavor of Skittle. Insert said flavor into flacid penis hole. Have her suck your dick. Upon the completion of the blowjob. Nutritious ejaculation and treat will be deposited into the back of the throat. Then knock on her forehead and say " Taste the rainbow bitch!" Then kiss her on the forehead and go tell her to brush her teeth.

Hey baby you ever been shooting the rainbow

by Iusedacondomonce July 31, 2019

Shooting Gawd

A Basketball player at the Shooting Guard (2) position who is almost unguardable from his spot on the court.

"Yo, Who's that player on the court?"
"Oh, He's the Shooting Gawd of the team."

by Dermot ML August 7, 2019

Slothing

When one or more people make plans to hang out and spend quality time together, but spend their time watching other people do activities on a media screen. This action often coincides with copious amounts of eating and extensive periods of sleep. This phenomena is a cycle, with food gorging leading to apathy and loss of consciousness. Once consciousness is regained the cycle begins anew. Many individuals who enjoy slothing often augment the experience with excessive vaping in unventilated quarters. The suffocating clouds of vaping coupled with the stenches of unwashed, sweaty feet, work socks, shoes and stagnant, unattended food receptacles completes the ideal environment conducive for slothing.

Example One:

Delivery driver: Wow! Six separate deliveries to your house in the same day! You guys must be having a party??
Slothing person: No, my Fet Life partner and i are just having a standard afternoon of slothing.

Example Two: Person walks into friends house. He immediately notices a stench and two large not moving lumps on the couch in the darkness, a tv screen the only light. He asks his friend, what is that?? HIs friend replies, The two lumps are my my rooommate and his girlfriend. The smell is from them, they've been slothing all day.

by Heavensmouth October 8, 2019

Smoothie

Oral sex make or female without teeth/dentures.

Fuck yeah I love when my girl takes out her dentures and gives me a smoothie.
Hey babe...who cares if you have false teeth, I sure don’t. You really give good smoothies.

by Eyeloveu October 14, 2019

Smoothie

Someone who is mentally challenged

smoothie : no example needed

by Blur.999 October 16, 2019

scooting

When someone is cracked out on drugs/walking weird

Omg that meth head is just a scooting

by itzyaboomerbitch December 9, 2019