skank tank

A very large and ostentatious motor vehicle given to a skank by her Sugar Daddy, this vehicle typically dwarfs the skank driving it. Skank tanks are often found parallel-parked three feet from the curb, or seen going through red lights while the skank is on her phone.

So I was all, like, "Excuse me, ****, where I'm from, it's not a skank tank, it's an Escalade, and you're an old, cheated-on ****, ****." So she shoots me! Can you believe that? You're putting her in jail now, right?

by Das Clemhaus March 01, 2009

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Skank smacker

Someone who is destined to be a virgin for their entire life because of their obnoxiousness/incapability to have feelings and a brain

by DeaD PersoN August 01, 2003

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Skank-Whore

A person (here by refered to as Party 1) who betays their best friend, (here by refered to as Party 2)In a number of different ways
1. Party 1 steals Party 2's pencil/pen
2. Party 1 cuts in front of Party 2 in the lunch line
3. Party 1 cheats off Party 2 on test (L.A. or Otherwise)
4. Party 1 spills Party 2's coke on him/her
5. Party 1 steals Party 2's crush/boyfiend/girlfriend
6. Party 1 puts whoppie cution on Partie 2's seat

From the ancient Oklahomian Sankata-Horey, meaning slut

Hey, that Skank-Whore stole my fuzzy red Elmo pen!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Eivil Illiterate Sewer Monkey November 24, 2004

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skank tank

A shirt or sweater worn as a dress so it is hella short and skanky.

Will, your sweater is such a skank tank.

by Only.Use.Meat. October 03, 2010

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Math Skank

When your at a party or gathering that hasnt got going, one person shouts out 'Maths Skank' and everyone has to start busting out moves like Divide, Find X and Multiply

(rubbish, quiet party)
Ben: MATH SKANK

everyone gets up and dances saving the party

by Son of Skankage May 17, 2009

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