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Jack Wilson your a scomp
by BobGold69 May 24, 2022
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scootpook

A dirty dumb nigger who is below the rank of gold in VALORANT and sucks at EAU. (Elite Athletic Union) A scootpook can also be a substitute for the word “Nigger.”
“Dayum that scootpook valen is some SHIT at Valorant!”
“THESE SCOOTPOOKS KEEP ROBBING MY DAMN STORE ILL SHOOT EM DAMN SCOOTPOOKS WITH MY DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN!”
by ScootpookDaddy69 May 30, 2022
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Scoop and Sleep

The act of using one’s own shirt or clothing in bed to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of presomnial masturbation so that he can fall asleep without having to ruin his comfortability by having to find another means of disposal.
When I’m in the mood for a quick tug before bed, I always do a scoop and sleep because I’m too lazy to look for tissues.
by anonymous July 29, 2022
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Scoop and Sleep

The act of using one’s own clothing to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of pre-somnial masturbation so that he can dispose of his semen without disturbing his comfortability by leaving bed to find other means to do so.
If I’m really tired and feel the urge for a tug, I alway do a scoop and sleep so I don’t have to look for tissues and just fall asleep right after.
by anonymous July 29, 2022
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Scoop and Sleep

The act of using one’s own clothing to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of pre-somnial masturbation so that he can dispose of his semen without disturbing his comfortability by leaving bed to find other means to do so.
When I’m tired but need a quick tug, I always do a scoop and sleep so I don’t have to get up to find tissues.
by J-Hammmy July 29, 2022
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scoops

If you find someone by the name of "scoops" than its probably not their name and they most likely play roblox at the age of 16. this person is also most likely female and is not ok with nsfw until 20
by Issac mangrove July 31, 2022
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Scomopoly

A political system in which a leader appoints himself to positions of authority, in particular in secret.

Named after former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison, upon discovering that he had secretly appointed himself to be Minister for five different departments - without advising the departments or the Minsters occuping those positions at the time.
Has Scott appointed himself to be in charge of everything ? Is he setting up a scomopoly ?
by Glottalpoly August 17, 2022
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