Inhale My Richard 

An alternate way of saying suck my dick.

Hey babe, wanna' inhale my Richard?..

Inhale My Richard by ThatOneGayTelletubbie May 6, 2018

An old Richard 

A name given to the phenomenon whereby someone is not that old but definately looks it. The person who if stood next to an older colleague would still look older than them. An old Richard is the kind of person you'd accuse of having a hard paper round in past times but looks like he's still doing that paper round. Old Richards frequent places like Aylsham , Holt and other Norfolk market towns.

"Oh look there's an old Richard, he's only young but he looks so old , he must have delivered newspapers for the whole country in his time !"

An old Richard by Biker2020 October 10, 2020

Swinging Richard 

A term for junior-enlisteds in the Army, who all wear the rank of 'private'

Drill Sergeant to basic trainees: "I better see every last swinging richard on that bus in 5 mother fuckin minutes!"

Swinging Richard by Jespo87 September 28, 2008

Dick Richard 

Someone who creates a fake profile on any social network (Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, Etc.) and adds almost everyone from a certain school, town, family, or gang. and talks trash or anything a Douche bag would do. Also know to be a lonely person with no life!

Example:

Guy 1- Did you see that fake profile on facebook last night?

Guy 2- Yea, That dude is such a Dick Richard

Guy 3- Ikr!!!

Dick Richard by Mr.Awesome84923 September 7, 2011

Inhale a Richard

Witty alternative way to say "Suck my Dick"

"He's is such a jerk. He can go Inhale a Richard for all I care."

Inhale a Richard by Karmageddon90032 December 26, 2016

large richard

When you want to disguse calling someone a big dick and confuse people.

Jerry:"that fag cut me off!"
Kurt: "yeah what a large richard."
Jerry:"what?"
Kurt:"think about it."

large richard by Robby p August 27, 2005

Itchy Richard 

Basically an itchy penis. Ususually caused by an STD/STI. It is named to mean "Itchy Dick"

Dude 1: I just slept with that whore last night and my cock itches like hell!
Dude 2: You'd better pray that she didn't give you an itchy richard!

Itchy Richard by richard head/dick head April 11, 2009