Dairy Queef

The act of eating a lot of dairy and have insane diarrhea while at the same time queefing. Can also happen during intercourse.

Hey Kate, so I was just in the bathroom having a dairy queef thinking about you.

by Dairy_Queef October 22, 2015

Mega Queef

When a girl shits out of her vagina

That bitch just took a big ass mega queef

by TurboedDude May 29, 2018

QAnon Quid Pro Queef

The conspiracy theory that Trump and Putin used secret queefs between staffers to communicate coded messages.

QAnon Quid Pro Queef coding has now surpassed AES 256-bit encryption as the gold standard.

by QAnon Quid Pro Queef August 6, 2021

Queef

A queef is a true delight - a wee zephyr being born from marylin, a ladies vulva.

'My friend Claire loves to queef, she can do it on demand, but only after appying a lube.

by Dan the Man October 7, 2002

queef

term used by the new york kids in south park to insult stan, kyle, kenny, and cartman. a fart from the area of the pussy. or, a fart from a guy who's dick is so small that it's a pussy.

"yo, you kids are a bunch 'o fu**in' queefs!" or, "hey pansy, quit queefin' over there!!"

by femme who hardly queefs April 14, 2003

Queef

Something that everyone in this definition room has done here.

pronunciation::: cweeff
onomatopoea sound::: pffffftttt

*ppppfffffffffffffffffffffttttt*
"Ahh....smell the roses!!"

by Your_Mom_Likes_My_Tattoo_Of_Elvis March 28, 2003

queefchode

An extremely dirty insult that should only be used around close friends who understand it, or around other people. Usually referred to as a "qc" so those not in the know will not understand. Basically a qc are those fucking assholes who scream "I'm a dirty slut."

"Geeze Lizzie, stop being such a queefchode!" -if the person knows it

"Christ Justin, that was such a qc thing to do. Don't be such an asshole" - if the person doesn't know

by The Original QC June 11, 2006