number 3

To masturbate; to beat it.

Dude, you've been in there forever. Are you going number 3?

by 2014_chiguy November 6, 2006

Number Crunchers

People who do Soduku puzzles while taking a crap.

He's one of those number crunchers in the bathroom.

by alfie_fan January 5, 2010

number four year

A year whose number is divisible by four in which most events that operate on a four year cycle take place, such as leap year, summer olympics, and the United States presidential election.

Y2K was one hectic number four year.

by gateway_gamer January 3, 2004

imaginary number

An imaginary number is used in pointless math equations that do nothing but find another number. They are the reason for bad grades in math classes. Imaginary numbers have no real significant value except that you get a grade for something that is fake. Imaginary numbers come in letter form just to piss everyone off. They are the drunk girl at the party in the number world.

Aaron: I love imaginary numbers because I'm delusional.
Justin: Shut the fuck up. they are fake and you are high!!!

by J_Ran the King May 22, 2009

pigeon number 4

there were a family of pigeons...8 to be exact. when i went on holiday i asked my mate to babysit the pigeons...she cut pigeon number fours hair into a mohican so now he looks like a hen rather than a pigeon..

if somethings good-or ok you can say 'that's pigeon number 4 that is'!

by lou December 10, 2003

Rule Number 2

Keith is a dick

Mr. Keith was being bitched at about a students grade and responded with, rule number 2

by theceo November 30, 2011

Number Three

When you use the bathroom for urination it's number one.
When you use it to defecate its number two.
When you use it to masturbate its number three.

Number one - Gold like the sun'
Number two - going poo
Number three - the devil sets my sperm free
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I just went number three on myself.

by VegSXEBassist August 17, 2007