Mental Masturbation

This is usually announced or thought of after seeing a girl who is distractingly attractive. The act of explaining you like the looks of a girl enough to masturbate too.

See, she's hot dude I'm going to ask her out.

Yea I'm masturbating in my head to her.

I fucking hate you.

I'm still masturbating in my head to her. Still not done, not done, Alright I'm done. I'm going to go make a sandwich. Good Mental Masturbation. Actually, you want to go to Chipotle?

Not with you.

Thats douchey.

by gordon getty November 13, 2011

mental

To power your way through a difficult situation by sheer strength of mind and bull-headedness.

When you're in deep doo-doo, you've just gotta mental your way through it.

by Nome de plume May 7, 2008

Mental

Band from Boston.

Contains

Greg
Dookie
Derek
Justin

"siked to see mental again!!"

by Ram A Dan November 15, 2004

Reba McEntire

Untalented, washed up red headed bitch who like most country music singers mistakes patriotism for unswerving loyalty to the Bush administration and its half assed policies, particularly the invasion of Iraq. Unfairly criticized the much more talented Dixie Chicks for Natalie Maines' unabashed opinion of George W. Bush.

Reba McEntire, along with Toby Keith and Lee Greenwood, produce music for simple minded assholes who don't know the difference between patriotism and jingoiosm. This is one of the main reasons that country music sucks.

by Samurai Sam September 18, 2006

mentally decapitated

When your so slow it's like you don't have a head...

zookeeper525: Hey, you want to come hang out, SON?!

godlover: huh??? what you mean????

zookeeper525: WOW!!!! YOUR MENTALLY DECAPITATED!

by zookeeper525 March 14, 2009

mental disorder

The act of thinking there are more than two genders.

Idiot: "Tumblr invented a new gender called vapeogender! Basically when I'm exposed my gender turns to smoke!"
Normal person: "Dude if you think your dick turns to smoke when they pull down your pants you have a mental disorder, if you have a dick you are a male, if you have a pussy you are a female, if you have none you don't belong to this planet!"

by kansas54 April 20, 2017

Mental health

One thing that won't help your mental health is not taking a stand you know you have in you. It's not about being perfect or meeting someone else's expectations, you always have an enemy within to contend with no matter the adversity coming from outside of you. Good for Simone Biles.

Mental health is something people ignore as long as they are physically doing well, but if you've been through some things, it's going to come to the surface at times.

by The Original Agahnim August 2, 2021