menta

A white-collar middle aged man who loves to talk about his greatness and brag about his possessions (BMW, boat, homes, etc...) The Menta usually talks in a loud annoying voice in public places. Unlike the Yenta, he doesn't talk about others, he mainly talks about himself. Usually found in packs.

That group of Mentas in the restaurant are fucking annoying.

by docbluey February 29, 2008

mentertainment

Taking time to chill with your male friends, indulging in predominantly male activities like computer games, football, darts, films, usually while drinking beer.

I've been running around after my good lady for months. I'm gonna call the boys and organise a night's mentertainment.

by boyward January 17, 2009

mental telethargy

The ability to be mentally telepathic, however, the realization comes several minutes after the initial thought by the other person.

Person 1: "I am sensing that you are going to go down first street."

Person 2: "Dude, we've been on first street for 10 minutes!"

Person 1: "Aha, My mental telethargy strikes again!"

by edible_freud September 20, 2009

Mentally Obese

1) A term given to people who are very smart, and hold much knowledge.

2) A term given to people who only have food on their mind 24/7

1)Oh man, Sarah got another A+ on her calculus test, she is so mentally obese

2)John: Dude I´m dying for a cheaseburger.
Adam: Stop thinking about food! Your so Mentally Obese!

by gordura pura November 25, 2009

Menturbation

The act of engaging your brain in useless activity.

Ex: Sam Witwicky thinks that he can get with Mikaela Banes out of the Transformer movies, but we know he is just the victim of Menturbation.

by ugotskilled November 24, 2010

Mental Cleansing

Its when you smoke some high quality weed. And then go zen major health freak. Tea drinking, nature hallucinations, and purifying properties of nature. And then enters a zen state of mind.

Almost like a soul cleansing.

friend 1: Wanna chill thursday

friend 2: Naw man, Mental Cleansing tuesday. I need to feel cleaner

by Windy-splunts January 15, 2011

mental arithmetic

Easy if you know how to spell maths

Me: 1+1=69 ...mental arithmetic sir.
Teacher: F......Fuck off

by Bigfatbozwithbigfatballbag January 11, 2019