kristin jones

the best girlfriend lane can ever have

she is so hot like kristin jones

by 123bobert October 17, 2008

Jonas Brothers

A group of three brothers who like to suck each others dick and play music while having anal sex. in other words, the worst pop (NOT ROCK) disney band EVER!

'what's the gayest thing in the world?'

'those fagots called the jonas brothers'

by fghhjhujk8k77 October 29, 2008

Jonas Brothers

One of the worst things to ever come out of New Jersey... and thats sayin somethin. Clearly a product of the syringe tide. Notice how everyone saying they're good has to defend their own credibility vehemently?

omfg jonas brothers are sOoO guud, an im not one uv their little 12 year old fangirls!! im 13 1/2!!!!111!!!!

by Thhe Joe October 7, 2008

Jones It

A phrase yelled before quickly running away from a boulder, enraged natives, police, or harm in any way. Usually after pulling a prank and then running away. Running to a getaway vehicle is strongly advised, but snakes aren't.

"Jones it!" Yelled Billy as he and Bobby finished TP'ing old man Jenkin's house. See Cheese It

by Beernuts92 December 13, 2009

Jonas

Is A sUpEr CoOl gUy AnD eVeRyOnE dEsErVeS tO hAvE a JoNaS iN tHeIr lIfE

Guy: Is you name Jonas?
Jonas: Yes it is, I’m super cool!
Guy: Wow!! I have always wanted a Jonas in my life

by It’s Jonas, such a cool guy April 22, 2019

Jonas

A really handsome and funny guy who will absolutely shred you in war with his massive cock. You find a Jonas and he will rock everyone’s shit and cum all over you. He has the biggest cock out of all gods and humans you are lucky to ever be friends with a guy like Jonas.

“Dude my girlfriend cheated on me with Jonas, but I can’t confront her or I’ll get beat up by his massive fucking cock.

by JOGUS December 28, 2020

janissa

The most sexiest girl you'll ever meet. Every time you see her your jaw drops. She is caring, compassionate, loveable and overall sexy. She knows how to put a smile on your face at any time and she gives the best advice. She is just amazing. Everything about her is just wow. Janissa has all the vibes and knows how to party, that is why she is the best.

I just want to date Janissa!

by Jane34 March 26, 2021