Jessamie

jessamie is a retarded fish which swims in a pool of cum and likes eating mcdonalds and just getting a lemonade

man that jessamie likes lemonade

by lolghomie January 6, 2012

jessica simpson

Who cares? Let 1999 go. Anything produced by MTV post-january 2, 2000 is crap. Staged, pre-produced crap. Most of the suburban white kids who, from early 1998 to December 31 1999 7:00 pm ran home, turned on TRL, and called their friends to tell them that TRL was on, resorted to napster after Y2K started. "Why watch videos on MTV when I can download the whole album, some porn, and sell hardcore photos of myself to loser males?". Newlyweds is a show mostly watche ghetto blacks and trashy wiggers who can barely afford soap and groceries, let alone cable and satelite television. Newlyweds is irrelevant, outdated crap that is neither intellectual nor pop culture. It's irrelevant shit.

Let's watch Newlyweds which MTV watchers thinks is part of the hot reality craze (they also think that the reality television craze began with survivor in 2000, when the reality television craze began in 1991 with The Real World).

by smartguy5858 January 29, 2005

Jessica

Cum dumpster slut with low self esteem

"I got with jessica!"
Who hasn't?

by youstoopidcunt October 21, 2010

jessica

A very jealous and insecure little girl, jealous of every other girl she meets, a liar, loser and someone who is consumed by evil

jessica is such a jealous loser thats why no one wants to date her or be her friend

by yousontneedtoknowwhore January 1, 2012

jessica

the name of a major whore who gets with other guys when she is in a relationship. loves to lead guys on and then fuck em over.

guy1: dude i just got fucked over last week...
guy2 : lemme guess, it was jessica wasnt it?
guy1: howd you know!?!
guy2: she was my gf. as of yesterday i dumped her, got with about 15 guys including you when i was with her. fucking whore.

by blink182fan007 August 7, 2011

Jessica Alba

amazing, tremendous, honorable, attractive, beautiful

Jessica Alba was Jessica Alba. And she had great tits too.

by Jon the Pirate September 26, 2006

jessica simpson

a girl who can actually sing ,actually has a voice and doesn't lip sing so people should stop being a bitch to her ..i mean if we're gonna talk slutty and dumb here ..lets aim out pistols at the pussy cat dolls aka whores. Jessica isn't a slut also because she and her sister both said no to playboy =

Wow..first time in celebrity history. Jessica Simpson is the only girl who said no to playboy!!

by Kelly_hotness April 8, 2007