obstacle illusion

An obstruction, hindrance or problem that is strictly an illusion or figment of one's imagination.

Nah, that's just an obstacle illusion. It's another Floridian in a Grand Marquis on the berm.

by nothin but nachos September 1, 2010

Lonestar illusions

An idea of a Texas lifestyle, based on romanticized notions of Texas' history, culture, and daily life, that lead a person to have a misconceived conception of what a traditional Texas lifestyle entails. This idea is based on thoughts of Southern gentry, glamour, and the beauty of the Texas landscape.

Mary-Margaret always wanted to marry a Texas cowboy because she had Lonestar illusions of life on the ranch, when, in reality, it is a laborious and back-breaking lifestyle.

by GOPsound&fury October 27, 2010

Bit-illionare

A person who has spent all their precious time making so much BitCoin, that it's unbelievable, and also sad.

Guy 1: 'Hey man, look how much BitCoin I've made, I've got stacks of digital cash right here!
Guy 2: 'Your life must be really sad in order to become a Bit-illionare.

by Goat_011 April 17, 2020

I'll put it on my Netflix

A catch-all phrase used to show appreciation/admiration for someone's choice in film with no intention of actually ever seen said film(s).

Mike: "Have you seen Dirty Harry? It's a great film!" Heather: "No! I'll put it on my Netflix."

Heather: "Have you seen Hannah Montana: The Movie?" Mike: "No, but I'll put it on my Netflix."

by tanukisuit February 24, 2010

i'll lightly pencil you in

To pencil someone into a schedule but using a light amount of pressure. This way, as you know they will always cancel, when you erase, there is no visual indent of their name in your schedule.

Guy: sorry I keep cancelling on you, would you like to go to the cinema on Friday?

Girl: yes, I'll lightly pencil you in.
Guy cancels
Girl to friend: I am glad I only lightly penciled him in, as there is no indent to remind me that he cancelled AGAIN!

by Lightly pencilling January 4, 2014

I'll get up with you

Ok, I'll talk to you later
we'll get up to speed on current events the next time we speak.

Travis: are you leaving?

Davon: yeah yo, i gotta wake up early for work tomorrow. I'll get up with you later tho.

by TJ Luffeigh February 25, 2015

i'll make it very simple and clear

when you copy and paste a review

man captain marvel sure is getting a lot of "i'll make it very simple and clear "

by Whycantiusethishandle? March 9, 2019