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photo hobo

One who does not look as good in person as they do in their Instagram photos.
Damn, I am such a photo hobo. The Minnesota Lynx mascot on the other hand...
by theonlywnbafan January 17, 2018
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hobo derp

someone who couch surfs, is hairy and loves cats. Also probably skateboards, and smokes insanely large amounts of weed that they never pay for.
Man, zech is such a hobo derp.
by Billymazehere1021 March 4, 2018
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Hobo Pastor

Is a pastor that’s scheming and attempting to steal intellectual properties from his congregation. For Profit, but they say it’s nonprofit.
by PrincessCheavon November 25, 2021
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hobo buzz

drinking alcohol on an empty stomach, in order to get drunk quickly and on the cheap. This can also occur when you have a liquid dinner, either by choice or because you can't afford food.
OMG Katy, i'm getting such a hobo buzz off this Schlitz cause I haven't eaten a thing since that hot dog 8 hours ago. We better hurry so we don't miss the box car to Memphis. Hey look, it's poop!
by Flim Flam Biggles Magoo July 13, 2012
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Machete Hobos

That guy sure is handing out a bunch of machetes... And booze. Technically allowed! Machetes can be purchased at any hardware store and you can give gifts as freely and charitabley as you like.
Hym "Ooo machete hobos! That'll be... Something. I guess... It'll be as good as it is good and as bad as it is bad... Yep."
by Hym Iam December 2, 2025
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Hobo-Kin

Hobo-Kin, is a term used to describe a member of a niche part of the furry fandom, in which the subject roleplays as a vagrant.
Niepas praat avec lui voor I est 'n Hobo-Kin
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The Hobo Method

The act of masturbating without pornography or any other visual aids. Often used by individuals who have no access to porn or those who are still too afraid to look it up.
"Bro, I just got done jacking off but the wifi was out so I had to use The Hobo Method."
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