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Secret Hobo

Someone who hoppes from an airbnb to another airbnb. Actually he/she is homeless and can’t confess it to himself/herself.
- Oh my god, do you know she moves every week to another house.
- Yeah, she is secret hobo.
by pensa_coke_cola June 3, 2024
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Machete Hobos

That guy sure is handing out a bunch of machetes... And booze. Technically allowed! Machetes can be purchased at any hardware store and you can give gifts as freely and charitabley as you like.
Hym "Ooo machete hobos! That'll be... Something. I guess... It'll be as good as it is good and as bad as it is bad... Yep."
by Hym Iam December 2, 2025
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Hobo-Sexual

When you are homeless and you have to use sex and get into relationships that you probably otherwise wouldn’t because you need a place to stay
Molly turned hobo-sexual when she ran out of places she was welcome to stay and winter was freezing and Josh looked better than sleeping under a bridge, as long as no one found out about it…… but the thing about being hobo-sexual is that everyone finds out about it and is suddenly all the single men who are still living at home suddenly want to be captain save a hoe!!
by Mermaid Mel May 9, 2024
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The Hobo Method

The act of masturbating without pornography or any other visual aids. Often used by individuals who have no access to porn or those who are still too afraid to look it up.
"Bro, I just got done jacking off but the wifi was out so I had to use The Hobo Method."
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Hobo-Kin

Hobo-Kin, is a term used to describe a member of a niche part of the furry fandom, in which the subject roleplays as a vagrant.
Niepas praat avec lui voor I est 'n Hobo-Kin
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Hobo-sexual

To sleep with people on a regular occurrence for a place to stay.
Oh wow why were you surprised she is a known hobo-sexual .
by Definitely not nikki November 23, 2023
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hobo condom

its a black plastic bag that is coated with vasoline or other lubricating substance to promote safe sex among the homeles/poor
man dude last night i scored with a hot chick but i had no money so i had to use a hobo condom
by !gibby! May 31, 2011
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