by Mr. Fourth of July August 1, 2011
Get the No Secret Handshakemug. by GeneralHandshaker August 27, 2025
Get the Italian handshakemug. Tony's been talking shit. I think it's about time we take him out back and give him a Canadian Handshake.
by DontTrustHorseGirls December 11, 2023
Get the Canadian Handshakemug. Getting hit over the head with a pilloe sack of oysters and waking up in a whaling museum with terrible credit
"I'm from Long Island. Do you KNOW what happens if you insult Billy Joel in my neighborhood? We hit you over the head with a pillow sack full of oysters and then you wake up in a whaling museum with terrible credit. We call it a Port Jeff Handshake"
(Word for word the post I got the term from)
(Word for word the post I got the term from)
by That One Nerd From School January 12, 2024
Get the Port Jeff Handshakemug. The action of two men tying their penises together to seal a deal, or give a brotherly handshake with the snakes
"Yo, let's seal it with a Ben Frankshake"
"Get the boys together, been needing to give them A Ben Franklin Handshake"
"Get the boys together, been needing to give them A Ben Franklin Handshake"
by The Illusive Writer January 6, 2025
Get the Ben Franklin Handshakemug. When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024
Get the Brandon Handshakemug. When one Canadian of either sex promptly greats another Canadian with a hey buddy , or hey guy and the widely acceptable hey friend. Followed by a fart if male or queef if female into the other Canadians face.
Did you see them two flapperheads down by the lake, I think they are about to do a Canadian Handshake.
by Gunnyfuy March 3, 2020
Get the Canadian Handshakemug.