gooseneck

A penis that is crooked somewhere in the middle. Not naturally curved, but a definite snap.

God, that penis is a gooseneck!
Look at that guy's gooseneck!

by Will Zimerman June 9, 2004

goose

Just your average looking girl. In between a hot gorgeous girl (juice) and a overweight female (moose). When your at a party and there are a ton of girls there, but none of them are hot and none of them are ugly....you are in the presence of a whole flock of geese.

"I didnt get a good look at that girl"
"Oh dont worry she was just a goose"

"So whats the juice situation at this party?"
"Dude were surrounded by a whole flock of geese".

by biggggss September 23, 2009

gooseneck

1. to extend the neck in a quick vertical and horizontal motion in pursuit of getting a better visual perspective of a situation/object in question
2. a voyeuristic action

1. Why was the RA even goosenecking into my room? / The traffic was backed up because everyone was goosenecking at the accident.
2. He left his blinds open so I was able to gooseneck into his window all night.

by Gretchen Muller November 9, 2006

The Goose

The Goose, mostly used in a poker game, meaning you are having a run of bad luck, that you have been delat a bad hand

The goose is honking

by Chris Lambert April 29, 2006

goose girls

Girls who like to drink Grey Goose & party!!!

Katy met up with Amy and Katey at Lauren's house to hang out. They ended up being Goose Girls partying it up mixing drinks with Grey Goose!

by Pool Party April 22, 2006

goose

a sexy little love machine who likes it in the shower

goose:the water feels great thereeee...

by sillygooseberry. June 20, 2009

Goosebottom

A person who makes silly remarks. Or who is being silent on a computer and you want them to hurry the hell up and talk to you.

You goosebottom! Why are you not talking?

by Jake411 July 5, 2006