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Gentleman's Prostitution

The act of a woman allowing the man to spend lavishly on her, without any intention of having sex unbeknownst to the guy.
Matt didn't know he was practicing gentleman's prostitution as he wined and dined Kendra.
by Logical Libra June 5, 2022
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Gentlenine

Gentlenine (adj.)

/ˈjen(t)lˌnīn/

Combination of gentleman/gentlewomen and canine. Reserved for exemplary canines who's actions and behavior have transcend from dog-like to gentleman- or gentlewomen-like.

If you were to compare two humans—one a winner of a Darwin Award and another of a Nobel Prize—it'd be hard to believe that both belong to the same specie given their intellectual differences. Gentlenine is reserved for dogs who's intellect, actions, or behavior place them in the Novel-Prize-winner category rather than their lesser gifted counterparts.
Woah, that dog Champi is a true prodigywhat a gentlenine.
by anonymous June 5, 2022
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Gentleman Thrashing

When you masturbate or get a handy from a woman, in a very eloquent and distinguished manner.
Bro 1: Yo, dawg, what's taking Parker so long?
Bro 2: He's giving himself a Gentleman Thrashing. He'll be out after he takes the tux off.
by NattyChamps2021 July 27, 2022
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Gentleman

This man is like Faisal

Gentleman
by Sks981 July 27, 2022
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Gentleman's Crush

When an older man is infatuated with a younger, more attractive woman who (for a variety of age-related reasons) will Never consummate the relationship, but, when together, treats her as if she were a girlfriend.
"Look, there's Dieter and Jane!"

"They look pretty cozy in that corner..."
"Oh, they Are, alright. But, he's just got a Gentleman's Crush on her, so it can't be that deep..."
by MeO'MyOh! August 13, 2022
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gentlemen never sail to windward

"nice-guys don't go for anal"
Chantal: I thought gentlemen never sail to windward.
Rodriguez: I'm no gentleman, baby.
by Carl Figleaf August 14, 2022
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Gentleman's Crush

When an older guy lusts after some person considerably younger and immature, realizing he won't/can't proceed with intimacy/sex because she's just too out of touch with the values and tastes He enjoys.
Hey, Man. You think Pops is gonna hook up with that chick that's swooning and drooling like he's a Tater Tot???

"No, Dude. He told me he's got a Gentleman's Crush on her, and put her off limits. Now they're just friends, but She may not get it..."
by MeO'MyOh! August 24, 2022
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