footballer

Stereotypical high-school football player- huge, uncoordinated, toneless muscles, heavy drinker, hosts lots of parties which are so boring that everyone has to drink heavily to amuse themselves, usually has poor grades.

Guy: Our school has a lot of football players, but only a few of them are real Footballers.

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Typical Preppy Ho' Girl: OMG those footballers are soo hott! I'm going to a party this weekend. It's been like a whole week since I was drunk!

footballer by Louis K June 3, 2005

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Dutch football

A "game" related to Dutch oven in which the people trapped under the doona trade pungent rectal emissions.
Origin: coined when I misheard the words "touch football"

Wanna game of Dutch football?

Dutch football by Elaine October 17, 2001

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Footballio

Footballio is someone that plays football.
They are different from Townies, and are much more kewl.

I decided to make this new word and trend because people kept calling me a townie.

What to do to become a Footballio.

1.) Wear sporty clothes , I.E ... Nike, Le Coq Sportiff ( but don't wear it all gay like the townies.

2.) Strictly NO! carbrini or burbery, and nike shocks or Rock Ports.

3.) No putting football socks over ur trousers unless playing football.

4.) No hats at a 90 degrees on ur head, unless hair is spiked up nice at the front instead of flat.

5.)Prefer to wear astroterve trainers and other sporty trainers.

6.)Don't go round saying ' your moma '

7.) Don't start fights on people because they look at you, or cus they ask for directions.

8.) Don't refer to everything being cus you are black.

9.) like all differents type of music, including Blink 182!!!! ----> Usher.

10.) Does not go round saying "Ya mom" "Giz a fag G"

11.) Does not have 13yr old mom

12.) Does not shag there sister, or brother.

13.) Does not fuck dogs, or cats.

14.) Does not hang out behind toilets.

15.) Does not go up town looking for fights then wimping off cus my bro was there. :D

So follow these and you will become like me... anything to add,?? add it and help Us rebel from "Iz it cus im black townies"

PS: Make sure you have a hard brother to batter anyone that messes wit u.

Greb : "fuck off Matt, you Townie"
Footallio : "I'm not a townie, I'm a Footballio"
Greb : "Footballio??"
Footballio : "Yeah, so. just, just get out"
Greb : "Ahhhhhhhh mommy"

Footballio by Matt F!3TcH December 13, 2004