Five-finger dinger

A jaunty jerk of your junk.

"I'll just be a minute, guys; I need to give myself a five-finger dinger."

by TheBellmaster July 10, 2007

Five Rape

Either through misleading or physical force, getting someone to high five you for something they would normally not five you for.

Ex 1:
Guy 1: High five for a drunken awkward threesome with your step sister!
*High five*
Guy 2: Wait, what?

Ex 2:
Guy 1: Every night for the last three weeks I've been rubbing my wang on your toothbrush!
Guy 2: *Shocked*
Guy 1: *Walks over and slaps the stunned man's hand*
Guy 3: Dude, way to Five Rape.

by Kosh66 January 13, 2009

Five NW's

The five NW's are a variation of the five W's:

What? Where? When? Why? and Who?

The five NW's

Nigga Who? Nigga What? Nigga Where? Nigga When? Nigga Why?

"We gon need ta solve dis crime 4 realz usin da five NW's nigga,'

"Nigga Who?" Who was involved?
"Nigga What?" What happened (what's the story)?
"Nigga Where?" Where did it take place?
"Nigga When?" When did it take place?
"Nigga Why?" Why did it happen?

by Sir_Scorn July 17, 2010

Five-ever

It's like forever...but longer.

I haven't seen her in like five-ever.

by AmorHart November 18, 2015

Five Knuckle Shuffle

The act of a girl giving a guy a hand job

Ethan: Yo you'll never guess what happened
Colin: What dude?
Ethan: Emma gave me the Five Knuckle Shuffle

by phillthethrill81 December 18, 2017

five second chug

When you're too old to chug a whole beer so you get everyone to CHUG FOR FIVE SECONDS every 10-20 minutes.

Hey everyone, Five second chug!!! Cheers!!

by Ariellianna April 7, 2019

fuzzy five

five, formerly known as Channel 5, is the United Kingdom's fifth terrestrial TV Channel. The British frequency plan only allowed for four channels to be transmitted using analogue terrestrial transmitters, so it was very difficult to allocate frequencies for the new channel before its launch in March of 1997 – UHF channel 37 was allocated in many areas, which meant that large numbers of domestic videorecorders (which output on that channel) had to be retuned at the new company's expense.

Unlike the other four analogue British television channels, the channel cannot be received via analogue terrestrial broadcasts in many areas, notably the south coast of England, where the signal would otherwise interfere with signals from television stations in France. The channel is available on all digital platforms (Sky Television satellite, and Freeview digital terrestrial, and also most cable operators).

This has lead to the channel's nickname "Fuzzy Five" since it is impossible to recieve a good signal.

Guy 1: Hey, Blud...What you watchin' like?
Guy 2: Van Damme is on Fuzzy Five, innit?
Guy 1: Oh, seen
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Guy 1: Got Sky, blud?
Guy 2: No, blud. I ain't rich, like...
Guy 1: Oh, seen
Guy 2: I only got 1, 2, 3, 4 and fuzzy five, innit...
Guy 1: Standard

by Bert Bert September 6, 2005