Dankosity Scale

The Dankosity Scale is a scale used to measure how dank memes are. Memes can range from but are not limited to "godawful", "ass", "nice", "fire", "dank" and "super dank". This is a way to measure your favourite memes from your childhood and know where they land. There is also a high likelihood of almost all brainrot being in godawful.

Mark: "Wow. Here come dat boi was a legend"
Murphy: "Where do you think he landed on the Dankosity Scale?"
Mark: "Definitely Super Dank"

by Night Terror(LH Comics) October 4, 2025

jp-dujko

slang for canine feces

"I stepped in some jp-dujko out in the grass."

by adamkaze February 27, 2003

Spuh- Dunk

Noun: a person who is either insanely anoying or stupid. a more socialy acceptable way to call somebody a "duche- bag."

Johnny wouldn't stop buggin me last night. He was being a major Spuh- Dunk!

by Zebes June 25, 2008

spider-dunk

To aggressively dunk cookies in a cup of milk.

"Bitch please! I can spider-dunk my oreos faster than your pussy ass!"

by italianoman March 16, 2009

Slam-dunk

To shag

She definitely wants slam-dunking.

Yeah, we slam-dunked

I'm gna slam-dunk that

by megamegamegamega December 4, 2010

Paranoid Drunkophrenic

The phenomenon when drunk people get paranoid they are doing something wrong, when useally they arn't; or atleast what they are doing is not too serious.

*Police or security walks by*
Drunk: "SHIT SHIT THE COPS!!"

Normal Person: "WTF you on about, why do you care if the cops are here?"

Drunk: "They could, like, fucking arrest us"

Normal Person: "For what?... You're just a Paranoid Drunkophrenic, shut the fuck up!"

by Cozmoisme October 23, 2010

Far Dunk

A dunk from far away where the ball is thrown down with much force into the hoop.

Blake Griffin has perfected the far dunk:

Go to youtube and enter this at the end:
watch?v=S2VLEGtRuz4&feature=topvideos

Blake Griffin and Dwight Howard have demonstrated the far dunk.

by Juan Gallagur November 25, 2010