dinkeltard

A fucking dumbass.

You, sir, are a dinkeltard.

by cuntymcfee October 20, 2012

Dinker

A childish way to say penis.

Why is my dinker getting stiff, mommy?

by KidOK August 20, 2013

dinkflop

Someone who is super cute.

Ugh Giovanni , why are you such a dinkflop?

by superqt1459 October 30, 2013

Dink

A dink is something in which the identity is unknown. No one knows what a dink is.

What's a dink?
No one knows....

Yo did you see that dink over there?
Yea bro, what is it?
Idk bro.

by username667 December 5, 2016

Dink

A simple man. Kind, heart of gold.

Dink is a simple man. He is a simple man who thinks no one man or woman is a stranger, but yet a friend he has not met yet.

by B. Danyel June 9, 2017

Dink

A person who acts like a total bitch

"Mate you are such a dink

by Macburgerlick September 1, 2017

Dink

(Short for Dinkleberg)

Someone who is perfect; An all around great person who has everything and that everyone is envious of; An arch-nemesis.

Hey man, did you hear how your neighbor won the "Best Neighbor Award"? He's a straight up Dink.

by Wesnirgen November 27, 2017