dinkflop 

Someone who is super cute.

Ugh Giovanni , why are you such a dinkflop?

dinkflop by superqt1459 October 30, 2013

dickflop 

Noun. An insult that suggests someone is weak or unreliable by comparing them to a flaccid or floppy penis.

Jimmy: I can't make it out tonight mate, I've got a film night planned.
Mitch: You're such a dickflop dude.

dickflop by Raptor Creatures November 18, 2009

Dingflop 

When your girlfriend farts on you in the shower

I was enjoying a peaceful shower and next seconds I hear a wet sound. I've been dingflopped

Dingflop by Dingflop99 September 8, 2022