joe biden drinking game

The act of drinking so much alcohol in one sitting that your nonsensical ramblings become similar to Joe Biden with no teleprompter.

Shannon: What’s wrong with Edward? I’m a little concerned. He hasn’t been making sense.
Steve: Oh, don’t worry, we played that Joe Biden drinking game earlier and he had 10 shots of whiskey in an hour

Edward: “We hold these truths to be self evident. All men and women are created by...oh you know the thing.”

Steve: Come to think of it, maybe he has brain damage and alcohol poisoning.
Shannon: Let’s hit the hospital before he retells the creepy hairy legs in the pool story

by Paddow101 November 4, 2020

Dicking the dog

Navy slang for fucking around when you're supposed to be doing something else. Also known as Skating. Sometimes a literal translation when you see someone banging a canine.

I asked why Matt's dog had blood running down it's leg but realized he had been dicking the dog.

by Monkey mouth bitches March 30, 2020

space dicking

Dicking in space. Similar to space head, except that the sex in question is not oral.

I am an expert at space dicking.

by Spacedick July 25, 2010

drinking the dregs

A tactic if you're not particularly attractive or popular which is to go for unpopular yet attractive girls

*WARNING* attractive yet unpopular girls can have the following preexisting conditions
1. emoness
2. gothness
3.bitchyness
4.weeabooness
5. acctually having a penis
6. stds
7. loose vaginas
8.tiny tittys
9.virginity
10.want for marrage
11. aids
12. actually having a penis
13. smoking
14. slutyness
15. racist parents
16.poor
17. stupidity
18.actually having a penis
19. being a prostitute
20. not having a car
21. bad past
22.bad credit
23.being a crack hoe
24. actually having a penis

God that girl is sooo goth but DAMN those tittys are great I'm gonna try drinking the dregs.

by The Medic Will Buttrape You! August 19, 2009

hallmark drinking game

Any time you see a person of color in a hallmark movie, take a shot.

Any time you see a person of color in a hallmark movie who doesn't live in a poor neighborhood, take two shots
Any time you see a person of color in a hallmark movie who doesn't live in a poor neighborhood and doesn't have any type of "ethnic" accent, take three shots.

Any time a hallmark movie has a person of color as the main character, drink the whole damn bottle

Dude, we played the Hallmark Drinking game. So sober bro.

by kingbumii May 4, 2015

turtle dicking

The act of sliding and shoving a shotgun into someone's anus and then pulling the trigger. (Turtle dicked being the past tense)

"I turtle dicked that dude so hard his entrails are all over the wall!"

"I've gotten really good at turtle dicking in Call of Duty lately"

by TotteryWolf September 24, 2017

Cock Dunking

Cock Dunking would be the act of ducking a cock into a glass of warm milk. Milk is preferable but other warm liquids would also work.

Walked into Jesse's house he was in the living room cock dunking with a mug of warm milk. He explained that it feels about the same as a whagina with out the person so its a good thing when your at home bored. Hes a cock dunker!

by twistedfuq November 10, 2006