deadest

When something is so dead the word dead wont be enough

DayZ is the deadest it has ever deadet

by Deadest HUMAN March 12, 2018

Dead Joke

A joke that doesn’t bang.

Usually told by people called Miles.

Miles: Tells a joke

Anyone he ever talks to: “Miles, that was a dead joke.”

by Fallis February 27, 2019

Dead Skunk

A man’s limp Richard after spreading mannaise on his lady’s beaver box.

“Me and the missus pokey, prickled, and gooed all night, then I went to bed with a dead skunk.”

by Mr.DeadSkunk2156 September 24, 2019

deadass

What you say when you're being completely and utterly serious. On occasion this word can be used sarcastically.

Jake: "You texted her and she responded?"
Kyle: "Yeah."
Jake: "Deadass?"
Kyle: "Deadass, g."
jake.exe has stopped working.

by He Called Me His Pretty Girl<3 April 26, 2021

Walking the dead dog

When you release a rancid fart and walk away; the stench follows you like walking a dog. A dead dog.

"My god, it smells dangerous over there"
"Hehe yeah, Matt was just walking the dead dog."

by Fugazziboi September 9, 2014

That shit had me dead

Something so funny that all you could do is soak it in and laugh in the inside cause it was too much .

I was watching Kevin hart standup , that shit had me dead

by Dime piece Marie March 2, 2017

Grateful Dead

Only the COOLEST rock band ever to grace the face of the earth. Forever Jerry. ROCK ON BOB!

Hippie #1: I am going to see the Grateful Dead in concert soon.
Hippie #2: Cool can I go?
Hippie #1: Sure.
Hippie #2: Let's get stoned!
Hippie #1: At the concert!

by deadhead May 31, 2004