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Cock wipe

Cock wipe…Tool used for mopping up semen, which would have otherwise been spilled upon your formerly pristine Dungeons and Dragons sheets, to prevent ur mom from putting her hand into ur icky sticky penis goo while doing the laundry.
1)Kenzie: "God ur such a cock wipe!"
Tristin: "Hey! Did u just call me a SOCK?"

2)Mom: "Honey what is all over this sock? It is all stuck together."
George: "Nothing mom....its ummm drool?"
Frank: "Dude ur mom just found ur cock wipe."
by Twat twat June 25, 2007
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Oh, Cock

(translation); "Ah, I see events have not taken their ideal course"

uk expression of vexation/mild stomach pain

favourite saying of James May of top gear in event of catastrophe/death/fire
*home explodes into flames*

"Oh, Cock..."
by jnm42 August 19, 2008
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Cock Buddy

Very close male friend, one who is fascinated by a your penis
Steve: You see Mike often?

Jeff: Yeah, he calls round most days.

Steve: That's dedication.

Jeff: Yeah, he's my "Cock Buddy".
by Townsman September 27, 2014
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beat the cock

Hey dude when i get home im gonna beat the cock
by Marioreyiz August 24, 2011
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Cock Wheeze

when a person gives you a blowjob, while doing so, has an asthma attack
Person 1: Dude, how was your one night stand

Person 2: It was going great until I found out she has asthma

Person 1: How'd you find out

Person 2: I had a cock wheeze

Person 1: Uh, Winning
by insertfatjokehere April 13, 2011
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Nice Cock

1- A friendly way to greet another with class.
2- Something you say right before shanking/wrecking someone in FPS games.
1- "Hey Sara, nice cock"
2- sneaks up behind someone in Tarkov, ready to absolutely destroy some noob. Gets within whispering distance to the target and, right before ending this pathetic worm's existence, says over the mic"nice cock" then as the target is startled and confused out of its mind, free its soul from the physical form it has been confined in.
by DeadDinoDude February 24, 2021
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Protein Cock

Putting protein powder on your cock and having someone suck it all off.
Hey girl you want to get big? Come here and get some protein cock.
by Fil Troung September 11, 2011
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