by EchoBSN August 16, 2017
Get the Carpet Skeeters mug.by Crusty011 March 17, 2019
Get the Crusty Carpet mug.Question: 'want to go out Margaret?'
Answer: 'no i can't, i have a really bad case of red carpet syndrome this month'
Answer: 'no i can't, i have a really bad case of red carpet syndrome this month'
by Eggplant1313 June 14, 2018
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Get the White Carpet mug.by Will_rice June 19, 2018
Get the Carpet muncher mug.When a person is afflicted by stomach cramps indicating an urgent need to "take the Browns to the Superbowl" and they do not make it to the nearest lavatory in time, thus soiling themselves, any carpet (or other floor coverings) they are standing on and any bystanders.
Officer Worker 1: "What's up with Jeff? He's grey in the face and looks like he's been stabbed in the guts!"
Officer Worker 2: "Yeah, Jeff was dumb enough to eat the leftover Prawn Bhuna for lunch and now he's carpet bombing in the corridor in front of the CEO. Not a great day for him........"
Officer Worker 2: "Yeah, Jeff was dumb enough to eat the leftover Prawn Bhuna for lunch and now he's carpet bombing in the corridor in front of the CEO. Not a great day for him........"
by Welsh Guy July 12, 2018
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