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carpet juice

The dripping delicious delight from a women’s bush hair.
Jake:”Hey did you see the latest episode of THE LAST HAIR, bro he sucked her carpet juice right off!”
by MegaHighSchoolLevelGay January 16, 2021
mugGet the carpet juicemug.

dune coon carpet cruiser

Dune coon carpet cruiser is another name for the dot indians.
"You know your walking out of the gas station with a 30 rack and a fifth when the dune coon carpet cruiser is the cashier
by dune-monkeys April 25, 2024
mugGet the dune coon carpet cruisermug.

Magic Green Carpet

Ted: Hey man you ride that magic green carpet recently?
Man: All day everyday bruh!
by AngelicFarmer November 6, 2016
mugGet the Magic Green Carpetmug.

Carpet hoes

Carpet Hoes
(noun, slang)

Definition:
A term used to describe sex workers who operate indoors, especially in upscale environments like hotel lobbies, casinos, or convention centers — often in cities like Las Vegas. “Carpet” refers to the plush flooring in such venues, distinguishing them from street-based workers.
Example:
“We weren’t even in the casino five minutes before the carpet hoes were circling our table.”
by conbrochillman June 7, 2025
mugGet the Carpet hoesmug.

Carpet

The thing that you sleep on after you see spencer and declen dancing on a light pole in Denmark after the roman empire invades Germany after has taken over Canada in ww3 does not define the rug it will be your end...
Carpet of spencer
by Josh but not him but japan November 9, 2022
mugGet the Carpetmug.

flying carpet trick

When consuming too much of particular substances containing high quantities of dried out weed or cannabis the person feels like on a flying carpet...
Also the victim may be turned on...
ME : I'm warning you, the flying carpet trick is not for home practise...
YOU : relax I know what I'm doing...
(next day)
YOU : hay man, why didn't you tell me that you could fall on the ground...?
by S p I T F i r E August 10, 2007
mugGet the flying carpet trickmug.

Magic Carpet Ride

When you pull an all-nighter at work, then take a taxi to your apartment and have them wait while you shower, and then they take you back to work.
I needed the money so bad, I pulled a magic carpet ride last week.
by frosty dog September 30, 2019
mugGet the Magic Carpet Ridemug.

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