Cheese Fucker 

Someone who is a lamer who fucks cheese.

That rotten bastard. He took my stuff. What a cheese fucker!

Cheese Fucker by Myya June 4, 2004

cheese car

A car constructed mainly of cheese. It is fully able to drive and you can eat it if you get hungry. Of course, if you eat it you can no longer drive it.

look at that cheese car go! *vroooom vrooooom*

cheese car by cheesecar April 26, 2006

cheese butt 

a loose ass hole that has been tamperd with

mcpheeders girlfriend has a cheese butt

cheese butt by bryant and jesse August 15, 2008

cheese curl 

the act of shaping your index and middle fingers into what resembles a delicious delectable curl of cheese and then proceeding to be thrust it up the bunghole of the nearest attractive broad.

Tisha: "Ah cracka what the fuck why you putting yo stank finga in my play hole!?"

L'Garrette: "Girl thats a cheese curl, daddy finna split you wit da lincoln log soon enuf"

cheese curl by Jaxed Up March 27, 2010

Cheese Danish 

filling someone's ear with spooge, creating a delicious, swirled, creamy treat.

She was laying on her side when I blew my load, so I aimed for her ear and served up a cheese danish

Cheese Danish by Sherf Turlet December 28, 2005

cheese penis 

A penis which has not been washed for several days gains a cheese-like texture which emits an offensive odor. See also "ballfunk," "nut funk," or "famundachese."

Eat my cheese penis, bitch.

You better wash that shit before you get a cheese penis.

cheese penis by colon d February 2, 2003

cheese mcpoopy 

To have have sex with someone in the ass using cheese wiz as a lubricant

Melinda asked Frank to give her a cheese mcpoopy after they ate mac n cheese for dinner.

cheese mcpoopy by Frank December 22, 2004