Buffet

When the top boy has multiple lasses lined up for a facial and splaffs on all of them

Dej was on a madden and gave his cousin Mam and aunty the buffet

by Fatboy2673 September 14, 2019

buffet-style

Spending time sampling all areas of a person rather than just one.

John's wife was delighted he decided to go full buffet-style on her rather than just plain old cunnilingus

by HamB4clam October 8, 2019

Bafflefullness

When someone says something so stupid that they confuse your but the word baffled just won’t do

“Wow did you know purple is the same colour as orange”

Me: .... Bafflefullness

by Lightbulb169 April 23, 2020

buffen mua

A buffen mua is proper UK slang for a really fit girl

She's a buffen mua

by Lucacw April 29, 2020

Buffed Bowser

Like 'Screw the Pooch' to royally fuck things, like FUBAR.

He was so poorly trained and inexperienced, he buffed bowser.

by Gleenoid May 18, 2020

Blufflechuckle

To blufflechuckle means to sneeze and fart and cough and blush and vomit and eat and drink vodka and sleep on a turtle turned upside down with a mustache. If you don't do all of these things at the same time, you are resulted with a different type of verb known as the antelope-sized-kiss.

Mother, I have just did a blufflechuckle!

by om3ga123 June 5, 2020

Buffet in bed

Your typical 600 pound fat person who forces there family to make them a buffet while in bed.(or bed ritten)

Jonny brought his mom a Buffet in bed

by funny jokes July 10, 2020