tug boat captain 

Sexual intercourse with a female who has a ponytail that involves the tugging of said ponytail while fucking her in the ass and stimulating her vagina with a turkey baster filled with Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.

Dude don't use that baster I did the old tug boat captain with Bre last night.

tug boat captain by Benjamin Dover 76028 July 20, 2009

Parking the skin boat in tuna town 

The love between a man and a woman, in other words: Porking.

I was with your sister last night, and i parked my skin boat in her tuna town.

Parking the skin boat in tuna town by Dan January 22, 2004

Reverse Glass Bottom Boat 

The act of shitting on someones face, then wrapping their head with saran wrap to smush the shit all over thier face. A perverse sexual move more prevalent in the African-American community.

Marcus found out his ho was sleepin with his homeboy, so he reverse glass bottom boated that bitch right after he gave her a flaming wally.

Reverse Glass Bottom Boat by Phil Hackney September 8, 2006

sped boat 

A boat full of sped water mostly in river rafting over memorial day weekend when the boat is filled with leftover food and garbage floating around in the water inside the raft

Hey look at these fools they have so mutch water in that boat!
yea its a sped boat

sped boat by sk8pirate March 27, 2010

River Boat Captain 

I fake sexual position used to trick your friends into thinking they are not cool enough to know what you are talking about.

Tom: Did you nail Lisa last night?
Ben: I gave her the old River Boat Captain after she passed out.
Tom: Huh, oh yeah, I've always wanted to try that.

River Boat Captain by Hugo_B February 24, 2013

Columbian motor boat

The act of putting coffee in the cleavage of a women boobs then proceeding to motorboat the women's boobs while Injoying the sweet aroma of the Columbian coffee beans

Wow that guy just Columbian motor boated that chick

Columbian motor boat by Jonboy1070 December 1, 2011

Banana Boat 

N. Refers to new immigrants from the West Indies to the United States of African decent. Derogatory in nature.

Carl: I just tried talking to that new guy from Jamaica today, I couldn't understand a word he was saying.
Jim: Don't waste your time, I think he just got off the Banana Boat.

Banana Boat by MViper January 26, 2005