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Blinkgasm

When Blink 182 gets back together AGAIN and is about to release new music, resulting in the strongest orgasm you’ve had in your life.
Did you HEAR One More Time???”
“Ya, my soul left my body after I had a Blinkgasm for 10 straight minutes”
by TaraWard10 September 21, 2023
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Blinking porch light

Blinking house, blinking front door, blinking back door, blinking lights.

On, Off: 1 Flash.
This means hello 👋 a greeting or sign of acknowledgement.

On, Off. On, Off: 2 Flashs.
A sign of acknowledgement is implied, however, this usually as a signified "End". Examples like, meaning goodbye, goodnight, turning in for now. *Or the end of any posible perceived nuisance whether it be; light, sound (excessive noise), vibration, etc.
**Implied apology

3 Flashes: I'm Home, come over.

3 Fast Flashes: Come Quick!

3 Fast, 3 Slow, 3 Fast: S.O.S / HELP

4 Flashes: Stop any perceiveable nuisance, please.

4 Fast: F***ing Knock it off.

All can be repeated with a few, or multipul, brief pauses or intervals of pause.
Blinking porch light

Blinking light rules for back door or porch light communication
by Coconut363 September 29, 2023
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blanksmutting

To write smut in such a way that it just seems like the writer is projecting their insatiable lust into their work as makeshift porn.

This type of writing smut is characterized by weird, robotic behaviour between the characters as if they were AIs, lack of realism explained in sexual activity (no pre-cum, no optional describing of the hymen breaking if the woman is a virgin and so on), unrealistic behaviour during sexual intercourse between the characters, for example: moaning loudly at the first thrusts, you could maybe pass this off if it were described as the person moaning trying to lie in order to boost the other's confidence, in any other case that isn't mystical and if it's just normal sex, if you've ever felt sexual pleasure before, you know it builds up, going from a nice little warm feeling to an orgasm, depending on how intense the sex is and what gender is receiving the sexual pleasure (men cum more than women, and cum more easily), this smut is also characterized by bad plot, and it leaves a bad taste in any sane reader's mouth.

Sometimes in some smut, random characters join in to the sex just to make it a threesome in this type of smut juat because the writer's horny. Sometimes, women in smut have intercourse with a guy with a massive cock (8 to 13 inches) and they don't even make it seem like it hurts when the guy goes all out, and in realistic smut, that would be, aside from the sexual enjoyment of sex, pretty painful.
Here's an example of blanksmutting:

Jessica and James entered the bedroom right after getting home from getting married (gotta keep this halal brah frfr). James immediately noticed Jessica's BIG BOOBIES and got super hard. Jessica immediately noticed this, and took his boxers off. Then they had HOT sex!!! (keep in mind, both of these people are virgins who never had a single second of sex in their lives before)

Jessica got down to her knees and starting deepthroating James like a proffesional.

Then somebody barged into their rooms, it was Bartholomew, a big black oiled up man who's a registered sex offender. "I'm gonna suck your BIG FAT BBC COCK, James!!!"

And then they got airstriked and died. The End.
by goofygoober3 October 15, 2023
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blink-182

it’s the best thing ever like oh my gofddf you dhoukf listen to it also it’ll make you happy:3
me:hai yiu should listen to wrm blink-182!!:3
other person:okay!!!
them later:OH MY GOD THIS IS SO GOOD I LOVE IT SO MUCH
by wontereesere October 18, 2023
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blinking heck

A phrase used predominantly by the elderly, works the same way as “bloody hell”. Used as a form of expression when you’re surprised or frustrated.
Sally: look at the rain! It’s really pouring!
Anne: blinking heck! My washing is on the line!
by kktbhid November 28, 2023
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blinking

another intensifier like bloody, stupid, ruddy, really, very, fricking
person 1: omg look at that girl blocking the door
person 2: blinking idiot! let me through

person a: i hate all these blinking traffic lights

person b: agreed! they are so blinking annoying
by gopro7reekal December 6, 2023
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blinis from a shovel

Hey, do you want to have blinis from a shovel by the shit fountain together sometime?
by Schweinehund88 January 17, 2024
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