Daddy biscuits

When your lover has a large, plump rump.

I was trying to focus but I couldn't stop staring at his daddy biscuits.

by Carlthecreator April 11, 2017

Biscuit Canning

Slam your boner on the edge of a counter until it splits open and doubles in size. Kinda like leaving a hot dog on the grill too long...

Remember...girth is what it's worth.

Ended up biscuit canning myself because that hoe had birthed many children. Couldn't measure up till I biscuit canned my schlong.

by FarkMeRunning October 13, 2017

big biscuit

A hot women who's sweet like a biscuit but it’s a good one you want to slowly knaw on all day. In other words, a smokin hot bitch. Not no small biscuit from KFC that’s good for 3 seconds then it’s already in your system, a run of the mill cutie.

Anthony: “You Big Biscuit!”
Mila: “Thanks pal, but I’d rather die then touch you. Screw off goofy tooth lookin ass.”
Anthony: “Damn, another girl rejected me. I never gunnna loose no virginity. Maybe I should spend my f.u.n.d.s on plastic surgery to fix my messy self. I’m a moldy biscuit...”

by Reality Checked XDDDDDD November 10, 2017

disco biscuit

An electronic jam band originating in Philadelphia, Pa. The band was neither named after ecstasy nor was it named after what the term disco biscuit is slang for. The term disco biscuit is slang for a roofie, lude, or barbituate. It has NEVER been used by anyone as a term for ecstasy. Thank you. People often call The Disco Biscuits. The biscuits. Bisco is another term that encompasses the scene.

Bisco has gone down hill ever since 2001.
The biscuits blew up the electric factory last night.
The disco biscuits are a jam band like phish, but with an electronic vibe and more floyd and zappa influence.

by Big Bird the Bird September 13, 2005

Sugar Biscuit

An amazing person. A good friend. Someone who loves her Cheesecake :

I love my Sugar Biscuit!

by Shelbizzle. :] January 22, 2009

Biscuit Arsed

A slang term meaning extremely intoxicated by alcohol. This is a popular term in SW Scotland, especially in Dumfries. It is sometimes pronounced "Biscuit Ersed" or "Biscuit Airsed"

"You get biscuit arsed every weekend"

by Scotia fae the Toon April 13, 2007

catching the biscuit

when you are lying on your back pleasuring yourself, you try to catch the load in your mouth

catching the biscuit was easy last night because I was all backed up.

by Labsupervisor November 4, 2009