Battered Boss Syndrome

A Boss who, because of constant and severe insubordination, may become depressed and/or unable to take any independent action that would allow him or her to fire the abusing employee. The condition explains why abused bosses may not seek assistance from others, fire their abusers, or leave the abusive situation. Sufferers may have low self-esteem, and are often led to believe that the insubordination is their fault.

Agnes and Marion took a steaming dump on Mr. Smith's desk because he asked them to write out their daily schedules. Because of constant insubordination for years, when Mr. Smith saw the warm turds, he stated, "This is my fault. They've been working SOOOO hard. At least they didn't poop on my chair." Little did he know....indeed they had shat his chair. Mr. Smith was suffering from Battered Boss Syndrome. :(

by HilSug July 10, 2010

Car battery masturbate

Using painful battery acid to pleasure yourself because your very horny

Aye mate I'm horny so I'm going to car battery masturbate

by Fucker5304 October 2, 2016

Aiden Batten

In the dark ages of man, there was nothing but chaos. Kingdoms were split and war raged across the lands. There was one thing the world agreed on though. Aiden’s a fucking nonce.

That one of Aiden Batten’s girlfriends? 12’s a bit old for that fucking nonce

by Fat Jewish Nonce November 12, 2018

save the bacteria

where is PETA when the poor bacteria are dying? who is going to stand up for them!

pretty soon someones' going to be crying save the bacteria!

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

Anti-banter

Someone, a killjoy, generally not participating in banter that is happening at the time, like cling filming a person's car or pranking a load of people because they are too wuss, too tired or for any reason for that matter

Stop being anti-banter and help us cling film the van.

I'm not tired, stupid anti-banter eyes.

by Craig Donaldson August 29, 2006

Bantersauraus

Derives from the word 'banter'. Or winding someone up about something. A bantersauraus is a person who continually banters.

"Dawson is continually busting my chops about our footy team. That guy is such a bantersauraus."

by Will Satterthwaite April 20, 2006

Canter banter

Is it possible to correct a spelling mistake in my definition of 'canter banter' submitted yesterday? The sentence should read "... Canterbury Christ Church OR the University of Kent" and not "OF". Thank you :-)

canter banter

by ellenstone July 27, 2009