Google scar

(noun): To have controversial, objectionable, defamatory, or derogatory material on the internet under his or her real name. This may be self-inflicted, created by a vindictive person, or the unfortunate result of a Google twin. A Google scar may be discovered when ego-surfing. A Google scar will result in a Google burn in some cases.
My ex just gave me a Google scar on his blog. What a douchebag!
by ay1ene January 24, 2008
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Ninja Google

When you look something up at work but the rules on using the net during working hours are a little vague...ok, you’re not supposed to use it but you really need to look it up because if you don’t it’ll drive you crazy and distract you from work so really you’re doing it for the greater good...
“What was the name of the receptionist in Ghostbusters?”
errrr... ninja google it”
“ok, watch the door”
by statsbadass March 06, 2010
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Google Chrome

browser that blocks npapi and its slow
just switch to other browser
by Daniel7689 November 22, 2016
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Beer Googles

When a drunk person is searching the internet and accidentally uses yahoo or bing, two of the lesser quality search engines, instead of Google.
I tried to find a night club online last night but I was so drunk I used yahoo.com. Beer Googles got the best of me.
by mason26 October 03, 2011
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Google Chrome

Pretty much 2 people sitting next to you and watching while you browse...
I had everyone watching me on the internet at school, i felt like i was using Google Chrome.
by architect4422 October 18, 2009
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Google Punting

A strategy used to conceal ignorance in a debate when unable to answer a question by deferring to a Google search as "proof" that a good answer exists.
Google Punting is an intellectually lazy way out of an argument. In essence, it is an admission of defeat by saying "I don't know, and I'm unable to put together an intelligent argument, but someone else probably could. Plus, this is great because I'm forcing you to do all the work, while implying that you're the lazy one (not me) because you couldn't look it up yourself. And, if you're stupid enough to do it, it's even better because if you find something that disproves my point I can counter with 'hey, I didn't say that', or 'you're just cherry-picking' *and* send you back searching for the 'real' answer".
by FigurinOutLife September 30, 2012
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beer-googling

the activity of searching the web for images of (unbeknownst to the practitioner) progressively less attractive women, while under the increasing influence of alcohol.
"dude, did you fall asleep in front of the computer again? and what the hell were you looking at?"

"..."

"are you hung over?"
by eloh January 16, 2004
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