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Second Wind

A fart from the other side. Broken wind from the penis.
I haven't had second wind in a while

You should get that checked out
by Krag 2 November 29, 2022
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wind eye

Wind eye: (noun, 😑) an eye condition resulting from any affliction which impairs a person's ability to thrive. Most noticeable in a person's decreased eye lid strength. Treatments include sunglasses, rest, eye drops and eye lid exercises. There is no known cure.
Last night, I successfully eradicated my wind eye from the weekend, but made sure to contract a fresh case this morning 😑

Yo, Jake just busted in 😑 serious wind eye
by Ksa December 14, 2023
mugGet the wind eyemug.

Sheets into the wind

Multiple linens flowing in the breeze aka Bryant
Im sorry heather i was several sheets into the wind.
by lianaface! October 23, 2008
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wind turban

A moving-air-powered electricity-generating device dat uses wrapped-cloth headgear for catching da breeze.
If you fed a lot of Arab sheiks baked beans and cabbage, perhaps they would produce enough flammable-methane farts dat you could make a "wind turban" device to burn said voluminous anal-fuel for powering an electrical generating station.
by QuacksO December 7, 2020
mugGet the wind turbanmug.

faster than a Florida tail wind

They left the scene faster than a Florida tail wind.
by Saharayogi April 19, 2018
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wind grinder

the wind grinder is usually performed at male sleepovers when the first person falls asleep the others prop him up and arch him then they go get a vacuum and stick it up his ass as one male sticks it up the sleep males ass another reaches down his throat and grabs the long end of the vacuum the pulls it through his mouth then the males that are awake must perform a soggy waffle to see who gets their meat wind grinded. THE WIND GRINDER WILL RESULT IN DEATH
bro after steven fell asleep at the sleep over me and johnathan pulled a wind grinder on him
by pyro.eats.ass December 6, 2021
mugGet the wind grindermug.

winded hyena

a sexual act involving several Jewish men (usually connect via Craigslist) and a bowling alley that typically results in a mess.
“Hey did you hear about Sally? She totally got the Winded Hyena for her birthday.”
by NAMSARK July 22, 2019
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