wandering hand

I went in the bed room to play "wandering hands" With Hanna, She would not stop getting wet.

I went in the bed room to play "wandering hands"

by DrunkenValor April 28, 2016

Watering My Monkey

An excuse to tell your friend when you aren't really busy, but don't actually want to spend time with them either.

"Hey Elizabeth, can you hang out tonight" "No, sorry, I'm watering my monkey tonight"

by thndrchunky December 1, 2016

Walking gay bar

A very stereotypical gay person. Usually used when that person is being flirty with their significant other.

*two girls are holding hands*
Friend of couple- "Get over here you adorable walking gay bars!"

by Sup_mate December 13, 2016

Walking Mask

A person who wheres all black or white besides there mask that most of the time has feathers, stones, dreid bugs, paint, and others things of all colors the decorate the mask. Walking Masks never speak unless asked a question, they will answer in quotes and different languages till they walk away, hints " Walking Mask".

A Walking Mask looks at you with quotes and slowly walks away with its mask floating almost.

by SiberianWords January 24, 2017

walking ball sack

Someone who is gross, hairy, crusty or just downright ugly

"Hey man did you see Mark last night?"
"Yeah man he looked like a walking ball sack"

by Fuckfacemickey February 24, 2017

walking fetus

What a young woman or man calls a preteen

That walking fetus thinks she's (or he's) cool lol.

by I knowledgepeople March 29, 2017

walking haha

A mitchel larsen that is mad. Sad really.

Mitchel is such a walking haha. Sad really.

by NaCl Lar April 22, 2017