Living under a rock

Not having watched the LOTR or the Hobbit series by the age of 20

“You haven’t watched the most influential movies in the industry before? You must be living under a rock”

by mrsidewalk September 18, 2025

Search under the bed

Searching under the bed means getting in the position to take it doggy style. On all 4s, arms and head down, ass up. Searching under the bed.

Nathan - Hey bitch, go search under the bed ;)
Patricia - But I want missionary!
Nathan - No, cunt, go search under the bed!
Patricia - Fine

by Imjusthereforthisone September 2, 2020

Under spiff

When a guy has a mustache and he blows on a woman's bush.

I gave this chick a under spiff

by Pinkie Fett June 7, 2015

I was under the bed

Had a phenomenal sleep
Sleeping good
Knocked out

Hey, sorry I missed your call, I was under the bed lol.

by Letmehelp May 8, 2025

under the guys of

Outwardly appearing to be merely something dat presumably would be virtuous and socially acceptable, but is actually for da purpose of facilitating/satisfying a basic male-human desire of da "caring laborer", such as to get a hot looker to spread her legs for him and/or allow him to touch her boobs/butt.

There's a good chance dat a cute chick will get naked and allow you eager-hands access to her warm sumptuous softness if you approach her under the guys of offering her a free massage.

by QuacksO January 12, 2025

Meal Down Under

When you have a meal from down under (anally), preferrably with your partner and in the southern hemisphere

Gday Amanda, how are you doing?
Oh you know the usual, me and Frankie had a meal down under

by Smurfskii May 20, 2021

`~`Under Wraps Wraps`~`

`~`Under Wraps Wraps`~`

`~`Under Wraps Wraps`~`

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025