turd knob 

A Turd knob is someone who is annoying and is always talking shit out his ass, also kinda of a dick.

Storm is a hardcore turd knob

turd knob by Sir Wayne December 7, 2014

Turd Pause 

When you go to the bathroom to #1 and the other stall is occupied but dead silent upon your arrival, pausing their #2 flow so you do not hear the demonic things they are capable of.

Girl 1: I just went to the bathroom and all of a sudden Alexandra was silent while I went #1. It was weird that she just sat there and listened to me pee. I knew it was her because of her shoes.
Girl 2: Yo, you totally caused a turd pause.

Turd Pause by officeworklife July 26, 2015

turd fleece 

When you have to warm your self up by coating yourself in doo doo.

What are you doing in there? "Shut up man, I making my turd fleece!"

turd fleece by Bigcarl510 September 14, 2015

turd snot

When you stick your finger in your dogs butthole and then shove it in a friends nostril

Good thing you were here to clean my dogs butthole out with your finger, his glands have really been bothering him! But, Eww...Chris was not prepared when you hit him with the turd snot afterwards!

turd snot by JYO42 November 9, 2015

Turd Tunnel 

The back passage, referring to the destination where the faeces exit the body. Usually referred to as an asshole, anus and shitter.

Oh, Megan really let loose from her turd tunnel after that large meal from Nandos.

Turd Tunnel by ShniffItConnor September 19, 2016

turd burglar

Someone you accuse of stealing your shit.

"Hey, do you have my lighter?"
"Oh yeah here it is...(pocket)"
"You turd burglar!"
"What the heck is a turd burglar?"
"Someone who keeps stealing my shit!"

turd burglar by DD303 August 9, 2016

turd burgler 

A "Turd Burgler" is someone who acquires pooh to be used in some S&M practices, most notably the practice known as "The Huey Bar", all very secret of course but ther you go. This is the truth, it is not a homophobic slander at all.

Where the hell did you get that shit? Are you some kind of Turd Burgler?

turd burgler by Huey Tank July 5, 2016