Turd Urchin

A person that has a serious issue with their own cranial rectal inversion. ( head up ass) aka; Asshole, village idiot.

"That guy is such a turd urchin for cheating on his wife"

by Rouxlette February 8, 2010

Turd Chunk

1. A derrogatory term with refrence to Turds.
2. Something that was/is not crappy, but not good either.
3. A smaller portion of a Turd

See also Turd

1: Hey! You're a Turd Chunk!
2: That movie was such a Turd Chunk!
3: I took a dump yesterday, but it was only a little Turd Chunk.

by Rob Armsrong November 5, 2004

Turd Burp

A fart that stinks so bad, that its like a turd burping.

It stinks so bad in here, did you Turd Burp?

by dchopper876 December 11, 2010

turd tale

A very memorable shit; One that you can tell your friends about.

"I got a turd tale for you guys: this shit for so hard, I had to hold the side of the toilet and lift my legs in the air.

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008

Turd Split

When a woman, or man, takes a shit while wearing a thong, causing it to split in two.

I woke up last night and instead of going to the bathroom, I took a turd split.

by poopmama123456789 April 22, 2011

plow turd

The pile of snow remaining around your car after the snow plow clears the street.

I have to go clear the plow turd around my car, before it freezes.

by definite lee January 6, 2008

Cunt Turd

Foul used tampon that has dried out and turned Brown or Black

That Bitch Left a nasty foul Cunt Turd in the Bathroom!

She pulled the cunt turd out with much relief.

Marks Jew Fro smelled and looked like a cunt turd.

by SPRKR8 February 21, 2012