teej

Noun: The moment of akward silence that proceeds after somebody you know makes an extremely bad, hapless, half-witted joke. Usually, it is a desperate attempt to be funny by said person and the resulting teej encapsulates both deathly silence and pity for the creator of the teej. Nobody is immune

We were all at the restaurant and the waitress brought our pizza to our table. We all thanked her but Jonny, who said "when you bent over to put down our food you were like the leaning tower of pizza" which made a total teej.

I was sat with my mum and she made a really bad joke, she totally teejed the moment.

by BuzzKillKiller December 28, 2010

tree piss

1) The sap that comes out of a tree.
2) A really tall guy going for a pee.
3) The piss on a tree left over by a guy or many guys who've done their buisiness there.
4) An insult related to the words slut, skank, whore, biznatch, hoze-bag, etc.

Courtney is such tree piss, there's no guy who hasn't done her over atleast once.

by Jes-this November 25, 2006

plant a tree

to take a poop; to defecate.

Bob clutches his stomach. Jane notices & comments, "Hey, you should go plant a tree."

by its earth day April 22, 2008

Three Toed Cheesy Tree Badger

A previously unknown badger species whose natural habitat is Northern Queensland, Australia. The three toed cheesy tree badger is a shy animal, small in stature, but makes up with a ferocious thirst for vagina and LSD. The Three toed cheesy tree badger is usually the culprit of mysterious early morning acid disappearances.

Cletus: Alright, Everybody stop. I've lost the trips.

Bob: Settle down man, it's gone. I saw a three toed cheesy tree badger scuttling about half an hour ago.

Cletus: Fuck.

by Marty Webb June 5, 2008

Tree Virgin

One who has not encountered sexual intercoarse with a tree. (preferably Big Willy.)

"Look at that tree virgin! Stay away!"

"Big Willy has not yet taken the virginity, of that Tree Virgin"

by Hogan Martin** April 30, 2006

partridge in a pear tree

an unbelievably cool person

"you only wish you were as cool as a partridge in a pear tree"

by k33p!7r33! July 25, 2008

Tree Nine

An awesome tree at UC Santa Cruz, above the College Nine buildings. It goes so high and is so easy to climb that people are always climbing to the top, where there is an amazing view of Santa Cruz and the bay. It's right up on a level with Cloud Nine...hence Tree Nine.

Yesterday we got stoned and climbed Tree Nine.

by Shuie July 24, 2008