Sacred Totem Pole

A. The Penis

B. An activity mainly men watch and want women to not nag or question about it

A. Rita: Boy, could you go harder, Ricky?

Ricky: Sorry Rita. You have to respect The Sacred Totem Pole

B. Husband: Honey, I have to watch the Football Game!

Nagging Wife: Why do you HAVE to watch the game?

Husband: Cuz, The game is my sacred totem pole!

by RhonaldMcFondled September 13, 2010

dada poles

Architectural columns that are too small relative to the size of a front porch; toothpick-like unadorned porch columns; baby pieces of wood holding up the world.

They did an amazing job on the renovation, but those dada poles on the front porch look like they're going to snap any minute!

by David Mann June 7, 2024

man's pole

penis, dick ,

you : damn , Michelle got a fat ass
me : imagine what that will do on a man's pole

by daprisman_togi May 5, 2022

Poles

The pole on which rise’s gf dances naked to amuse the boys for da stonks

Gay having affair with rise gf : yo babe ( rise gf ) whatcha doin?
Rise gf : I’m dancing naked on da poles .. wanna join me?
Rise: Enjoy

by Poleslove😽😻😍🥰😘 April 15, 2021

gods pole

The biggest blackest dick known to man kind.

I was with this guy last nite and he had a gods pole.

by Sirpoptart September 12, 2016

pole positioning

When two penises are in one vagina

Kenny and Kyle were pole positioning Wendy.

by WhiteGorilla666 November 20, 2017

ready the pole

A term to ask if a fishing pole is ready.

Did you ready the pole? I’m trying to go fishing.

by PoisonedSavage March 12, 2023