Top secret

When your bigger brother/ sister hides something on the top shelf and you don't know what it is because you're too short to see it.

My brother has been bothering me with that top secret for months.

by Psevo nim July 20, 2017

top nep

It means for the best nep

Yo, neptune is da top nep

by Top nep November 26, 2017

Top Grafter

Tayler is a top grafter,

Working 2 jobs

On his grind

Getting that paper

Big man TC is a top grafter

by Kezzabelle May 9, 2018

Top gun

Woman or man assumes the scorpion position ass in the air. After taking laxatives, an enema, or a long nite of drinking. Shits up into the air showering down all around. Called a top gun because alas she was inverted.

The bachelor party was lit as fuck till the hooker pulled a top gun. Don't think we'll get the deposit back on the room.

by Krunkstono May 15, 2018

Top Tree

A name for high end marijuana product.

Man I just picked up some fire top tree from the dispensary.

by Switchin Laynez September 4, 2018

Top'the'market

Adj, person usually found hovering about the top of Norwich market. Subject of intensive inbreeding. Usually complaining about delayed tax credit payments.

What's John's new bird like? Seemed a bit top'the'market to me.

by ilgaragista October 20, 2018

Top Shagger

A lad tha gets all the pussy, he usually wakes up with a new girl every morning. Also he will usually have a big shlong. Usually named Mackenzie, Jason, Mike or Albert

Person: Hey! I’ve heard your a top shagger?
Top Shagger: Yeye *whilst smelling of pussy*

by 369gorlswannadrinkwine April 4, 2019