Land of Titty flop

Know as a magical land we’re known criminals voldy poo(Voldemort) and Harry Potter go to cut off nips. Further more this realm is filled with ice cream frosted Tittys and people livening there drive the clouds of vagina farts and live and castles of ass dust.

Voldemort: come on Harry let’s go to to land of titty flop.
Harry: ok (jumps on vagina fart and rides away)

by OLD MAN FANTASY!!!!! M and K July 29, 2018

litty like a chicken titty

When something is more lit than lit.

Yo, those guccballs were litty like a chicken titty.

by picc dat nose December 13, 2019

Jello shot a titty

To jello shot a titty is when you grab a woman by the waist and pull them towards you. You then take the titty in your mouth and suck on it preferably whole. While sucking on it like you would a jello shot or a jello cup like the ones from a Asian supermarket.

Elizabeth was literally swooped off her feet and had jello shot a titty done on her.

by I am Muffins November 22, 2021

little itty titty

This would be a nickname for a girl with tiny titties and all together you would call her lit

OMG! You are a little itty titty! Come over here lit

by YourLit February 3, 2022

Cornillus Spermmiullus Funilllus Tittyless

Your semen and sperm are shaped like a big tiddy corn chip

damn nigga my dick keep shooting cornillus spermmiullus funilllus tittyless this is how its used

by Mr.Spermbank February 14, 2022

Einstein's theory of relative titty

The more closely related to you a female is, the larger her breasts have to be for you to be enticed to get all incestual with her. As it is generally frowned upon in most cultures to bome one's sister, said sister's breasts would need to be the size of basketballs in order to tempt one into doing so. However, a fourth cousin twice removed might have non-existent breasts, but one would have no qualms about shagging her, as the two parties share only a dash of genetic material (in her vagina).

'Dude, Einstein's theory of relative titty is definitely factual as no sooner had Mum had her double D boob job, then I was on top of her sending my penis back from whenst it came (her vagina). Then I came.'

by Anonymous submissions December 6, 2017

Mother Fuckin Titty Suckin Two Balled Bitch

title of a willie nelson album released in 1978.

this album sold 29.7 million copies and is worshipped in many countries and states.

Willie Nelson Fan: "Hey I heard that Willie Nelson's new album, Mother Fuckin Titty Suckin Two Balled Bitch, is out. We should buy it."
Friend: "OK"

by Joey Jordison April 9, 2007