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short potato

An adorable short person, who embraces the fact that they are short.
by Cmplictd May 13, 2018
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everything short of duct tape

Having tried every thing possible to fix a problem, with the problem still unresolved.
Damnit! The computer STILL wont work and I've tried everything short of duct tape! F*** Windows!
by ElectroKinetica May 12, 2007
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russian short bus

A sexual position, that consists of learning over a bus seat. In a bus full of people who can not speak or spell, that often lock windows.
A person having sexual intercourse on a bus full of mentally handicapped individuals, who sometimes lick windows. Russian short bus!
by Russian Short Bus June 13, 2015
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east compton short bus

a reach around (non homosexual) while nailing a chick who is covering herself in salami OR
a Chode
Last night pete got an east compton short bus from Betty
by bkup October 19, 2006
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Short Hills

When I grew up in Short Hills in the 1960s and 1970s, it was a village of very good looking, athletic, clean-cut and privileged people: 1/3 Episcopalian, 1/3 Irish Catholic and 1/3 Jewish. Honestly, it was idyllic for a kid.

However, there was a lot of anti-Semitism from the Christians, and a lot of very nouveau riche behavior from the Jews. The Irish Catholics generally had lots of kids and tons of money. The three groups did not mix, except that some Aristo-Irish hung around with the High WASPs.

The Short Hills Club was predominantly Episcopalian, and no Jews were allowed as members or guests in any private clubs. If you were Italian or Polish or Black (there were no Blacks) forget it.
Like the rest of America, it has changed for the better and, also, the worst.
"You are not a member of the Short Hills Club? What is wrong with you?"
"Only Christians can go to dancing school."
"If you are not in Pack 1, forget it."
"Mrs. Smith ran off with Mr. Jones, and all their children are very sad."
"Let's drive around on Christmas Eve and see how Jewish the town is becoming."
"Do you live within the chimes of Christ Church?"
by Allworthy August 26, 2009
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Im Not Short Im Funsized

phrase: Shorter people joking about their hight will say this. For the sexual meaning of it a man can have his face in her boobs, or a woman can have her head in his crotch.
james your short
Im Not Short Im Funsized
by Hellish Fenix October 6, 2009
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Short Stack

They claim they're a band, but anyone with a fully functioning brain would prefer to listen to their cat taking a shit.
Also the main cause of suicide in Australia.
Bob: Wanna hear a joke?
Tom: Yeah!
Bob: Short Stack
Tom: HAHAHA good one.
by Maaaaaaaaaaaate January 2, 2011
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