Minnesota Stone

80 earth pounds, unlike the rest of the world where it equals 14 pounds. This is due to the fact that people from Minnesota lie 'bout most everything and claim everything is from Minnesota

Mike: "Not only is Jimmy Carter from St. Paul, he weighs 2 stone."
Doug: "EU Stone?"
Mike: "Minnesota Stone, a slighly heavier variant of the EU Stone."

by Mel Miller August 21, 2008

Matt stone

A salty coon

Oh wow, what a Matt Stone..

by Tsmithins December 16, 2018

2 birds 1 stone

Ksi TRYING to rap but making no sense being the usual dickhead he is

Ksi is shit at rapping saying 2 birds 1 stone

by Shdhhdjehd September 18, 2017

fisher-stone

a loser lacrosse player

man that kid is such a fisher-stone

by hahaha_124222 December 16, 2007

jade stone

To describe something or someone offensively.
Looks similar to a raccoon.

Ex. Ew, that girl is Jade Stone.

by Panduhhh May 8, 2008

Smurfit-Stone

Verb: to recycle in Polish

Be sure to throw your can in the Smurfit-Stone bin!

by It's Me!! June 19, 2013

moses stone

Is fucking badass & calls Mexicans MOJos and Wet Backs

"Moses stone said "Shut the fuck up Wet Back

by Carrie Underwood11 November 25, 2013