Spank-Wank

The act of masturbation, via the medium of slapping one penis to the point of orgasm.

Broden: Hey Mark how did that interview go?
Mark: Sorry mate, i can't talk now. I'm having a spank-wank.
Broden: Ah shit. It went that bad.

by Weenus Waggler August 26, 2016

Yankle Spankle

When you pull a Womans Pussy lips out and slap your Mushroom tip to her lips.

Hey Leoni, Can i Yankle spankle you? "Yeah sure thing."

by YankleSpankleKing May 18, 2015

spanking the kitty

Lady masturbation.

Ewe! Your fingers stink! It smells like you were just spanking the kitty!

by tonyfamous October 4, 2010

spank

spank is a word put into a sentence in replacement me another word. Just to give it effect.

student: miss can you put the board up a bit..? teacher: yes. (rolls down the board) student; ok, you can spank it up again!

by spankforest April 6, 2009

Spankay

Girl with bst evr arse and luvs to eat men :o~ SparrowWing

Owwww Nooo i have been Spankayed

by CrazyMAC March 14, 2003

spank bank

A sperm bank.

"Dude, wanna make easy money?"
"Sure dude,"
"Dude, you gotta go down to the Soho Spank Bank, they pay every donor £20!"
"Sweet, I'm gonna become a millionaire!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 21, 2003

spank

describing something brand new. shortened version of brand spankin' new.

yo, check out these spank tims!
that bitch is spank, he aint been wit her long.
your shit got rust. my ride is spank, nigga.

by marshallm November 16, 2006