Double Smash

When you get hammered/drunk/wasted/faded/blitzed and engage in frivelous activities with a fat chick resulting in climax for at least one of you.
You drunkenly walk out of a room, throw your hands in the air and yell "DOUBLE SMASH!"
by SlipperySerpent January 14, 2011
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smash-banger

1. Relating to music production, in reference to a beat or song that gives you the tingles in your private areas.
2. A violent whore
3. A party where violent whores gather to both "smash" and "bang"
4. A word I made up for a potato-masher
1. Workin' on this smash-banger in the studio! I just came!

2. JESUS!! watch out for that smash-banger on the corner!

3. Whore: "You wanna go to this smash-banger later?"

Other whore: "of course I do. I'm a whore"

4. Potatoes are done! Hand me that smash-banger!
by Them Lost Boys December 28, 2011
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smash-terbating

mastering so rough and profusely that your penis or vagina chafe and/or bleed due to friction.
Tom: dude I was masturbateing so much last night that it turned into smash-terbating.
by killfacejj July 02, 2011
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Derf Smash

When one of your friends attempts to become the incredible hulk when drunk and no one will give them more alcohol.
Fred went derf smash on the table and broke it after everyone hid the alcohol from his drunk ass.
by Steve_42 January 22, 2009
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snatch a smash

1) The equivalent of a one night stand.

2) To have sex at any given moment for no particular reason.
1) "Yo, I snatched a smash last night and it was TIGHT!"
"Righteous, bro!"

2)"hey baby, let's snatch a smash real quick."
"Alright, but I have to leave in an hour."
by Ilikechicken37 July 11, 2017
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Cringle Smash

Gangbanging an underage girl on Christmas or New Years Eve.
Did you here about what happened to Sarah on Christmas Eve? She got totally Cringle Smashed!
by WaxMyBalls March 07, 2017
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Smash December

You have to smash for the whole month of December at least once
Me and my best friend smashed several times and smash December is a month in which you have sex the whole month
by Clout queen November 27, 2018
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