shock-gnar

wicked cool, surfer word.

I just got a shock-gnar ride on my 6'2". SC surf boards kcik ass

by VoN January 14, 2004

Shockolated

A new term for owning/pwning/raping/etc.

Dude that noob tottaly got shockolated!

by Lusky March 27, 2008

Shock Racist

One who yells racial slurs out just for the shock laughs.

Unfortunately for said shock racist, noone laughs.

A shock racist is generally not a racist all the time and will only break out with slurs at the most akward, unfunny times.

Ex: Michael Richards (Kramer from Seinfeld)

John (talking about Ryan, who is black): Haha ryan is such a n*****
Brad: Dude that guy just saved 3 children from a burning building
John: I know what a n*****y thing to do
Brad: fucking shock racist...

by FiNgErLeSs December 19, 2008

shocking the monkey

masturbating

if you need me I'll be shocking the monkey to Lindsay Lohan playboy pics.

by ndrndr December 23, 2011

spock shock

The act of shocking see shockera girl with the fingers in such a position that your fingers resemble spock from star trek, remember live long and prosperous

by J Cup March 4, 2003

analphabetic shock

Linguistical tongue tied while in a state of hysteria or mental paralysis caused by substance or stress.

"Twong twied" is an example of analphabetic shock.

by dan nm August 15, 2007

B-Shock Supreme

When in the process of macking on a girl, a small boy enters and completely steals all her attention away from you.

I just got a B-Shock Supreme from some little 5-year-old boy.

by debussy June 21, 2007