second base

In physical encounters between a female and a male (and possibly
between same sexes), Second base is the heavily debated term
used to loosely describe the touching and "feeling up" of ones
partner. It may include some manual (this means with HANDS)
stimulation of breasts, clit, penis, anus, etc. The latter parts are often
Refered to as "third base", but technically speaking, third base is
Manual or oral stimulation that results in a CLIMAX.

Oral is never considered part of second base. Second base does not mandate
whether either person be clothed or naked. Third base would usually
require a minimum removal of a portion of clothing, as would
Home, obviously.

John: "I stayed at Janette's house last night. She let me get to third!"
Me: "Happy balls, then! Did you bust in her mouth?"
John: "No! She just rubbed my dick and she wouldn't go any further!"
Me: "Hahahaa! You only got to second base, dumbass! BURN!!!"

by wiseguycracking July 21, 2009

higher secondary

A prison where Maltese teen agers are sent to if they don't pass the necessary o levels. It is located in Naxxar, Malta

Noooo i didnt get maths! I'm gonna be sent to Giovanni Curmi Higher Secondary school with that bitch Miceli!

by baa baa black sheep have you any wool April 14, 2005

Second Hand Penis

Just like Second hand smoke, you may be in danger of second hand penis. The act of toching ones shaft, penis, or balls and then shaking hands or touching another person, thus transfering your touch unto them.

Matt goes to the bathroom and fires one off. He then goes to class and shakes hands with Adam. Adam is now a victim of Second Hand Penis, and may now be considered 1/3 gay.

by Captain Tanker February 1, 2008

second hand smoke

When the girl you are making out with just got done giving another guy head.

Jake just got second hand smoke from some sorostitute!

Kentucky Jake almost got second hand smoke from the crazy Philippino biatch.

by UT Tower September 19, 2009

2 second rule

Used in restaurant kitchens in terms of food dropped on the floor, if it is ownly on the floor for a loose "2 SC" it's still ok to serve to the guest.

"Holy shit, did you see me drop that steak?"
"Your good, ya got it within the 2 second rule."

by chef t July 31, 2006

Seton Hall Prep

Seton Hall is more than just four years. It is for life. The students are known for their sense of humor, extreme pride in being a pirate, and ability to drink more than thought humanly possible. A prep student can be easily spotted by his tie, oxford shirt, khakis, and dress shoes. There are three types of kids that prep students are classified as: Preps from Morris County, Guidos from the area surrounding Caldwell, and Ghetto kids from the greater newark area. Often times students from Delbarton describe Seton Hall students as rejects from their school. However, these students from Delbarton have large foreign objects up their asses(generally dildos), and forget that they would be at Seton Hall too if their fathers had not donated $500,000 dollars for a new football scoreboard, and had a penis that could be measured without the word "nano" involved. Seton Hall kids are tough, fun, and down to earth.

Delbarton Kid: Hey you go to SHP. You must have been rejected by our school.
Seton Hall Prep Kid: (roundhouse to the face) You have been rejected by my foot.

by setonian December 28, 2005

5 second sam

a guy who cums 5 seconds into a blowjob

Kristy: I was blowing Mitch but it turned out he was a 5 second sam.
Freya: How embarrassing

by Speno November 6, 2006