Ashlee Simpson

Can't sing, needs a major nose job, and is a poser..........but, one must admit she has phenominal boobs.

"ashlee simpson is fucking terrible but i would titty fuck her if she had a bag over her head and did'nt open her mouth."

by the priest April 10, 2006

Simpdaddy

Simpdaddy is a term for a young man, usually with a hairy belly, that has blonde curly hair and a crooked nose. A simpdaddy typically thinks he is a 'sick cunt' and claims to consume copious amounts of alcohol, when in reality he is a light weight. Generally lacks intelligence and is no smarter then a star fish.

"Hey barra, Look at that guy over there, he looks like a real Simpdaddy!"

by big_dick_playa July 12, 2014

simpsons

The funniest and most Coolest Show EVER made. its now in its 15th Season and garunteed to run until its 20th.

The Simpsons are the BEAST

by Brother Number One October 3, 2003

uncle sampsonite

This nigga will rape anyone and anything, i mean he is amazingly horny 24/7.

"Marquisha: Yo how much lean you drink last night nigga"
"DraQuan: Enough to pass into the 12 realm and get raped by old Uncle Sampsonite my niBBA"

by PapaLewy January 27, 2017

simpsonize

A web site created by Burger King and the makers of the Simpsons movie where you upload a picture of your self and it turns you into a Simpsons character.

"Dude, check out my Simpsonized pic

by JordanRu August 4, 2007

The Simpsons

an AWESOME show, my favourite episodes are the one with Homer's day, Lisa's day and Bart's day (A Trilogy of Error), and the one with everyone scared of Fat Tony's son (The Mook, The Chef, The Wife and Her Homer).

WTF, IT'S SO DAMN GOOD

I record all the Simpsons episodes, its so freakin awesome

by Computergirl July 31, 2013

CG5 Simp

Someone, typically 12 to 16 year old girls who have a extreme interest or Stan like behavior, often obsessive or off putting over the musical artist named CG5.

Person 1: Help! The CG5 simps keep posting uncomfortable fancam edits
Person 2: That sounds unhealthy

by ElongMusty March 27, 2022