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Scottish Slang: An idiot. Someone who's daft in the head. Has little grip on reality.

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an ex-girlfiend: "I'm sorry for all the things I've said and done to you. I really want you back and I only did that because I was confused. Will you take me back?"

you: "Piss of ya rocket. I'm trying to get fired into your pal."
by BuckfastTonicWine April 21, 2003
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faggot rockers

Anyone ages 14-20 who listens to mainstream "rock n roll" that's constantly overplayed on the radio. Faggot rockers also listen to bands that sold out after being somewhat talented. They tend to have no taste in music and just choose to like any band they hear on the radio. Examples of Faggot Rocker bands are Nickelback, Saving Abel, A Day To Remember (new), Linkin Park, Seether, Slipknot, Sick Puppies, Three Days Grace, Daughtry, Breaking Benjamin, Puddle Of Mudd, Papa Roach. Faggot rockers own at least one Nickelback, Saving Abel or (any other band listed above) shirt and wears them at least 3 times a week. They like to push fellow faggot rockers back and forth and call it a mosh pit when it obviously isnt.
1: guy 1 "Damn im sick of all these faggot rockers listening to Nickelback, they have no clue how much they actually suck!"
guy 2 "I know, i just heard one of them listening to the new ADTR yesterday, i wanted to kill myself!"

2: Faggot rocker 1 "I can't wait to go to that Nickelback concert that i spent 90 bucks for tickets on!"
Faggot rocker 2 "Yeah man, i wanna hear them play Rockstar while i chug all my BFC monsters!"
by drag68 May 18, 2010
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vagina rocket launcher

the result of lack of sleep and the acess to wikipedia. this occurs when there is nothing else to search for, thus creating the need for something stupid. this phrase is usually the result.
dude... i got a great idea.

what?

vagina rocket launcher!
by seanofdoom2 November 9, 2008
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useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket

Completely useless
Knowing how to fold socks in 10 different ways is as useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket.
by Blake November 12, 2002
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rocket jump

The process of using rockets to achieve added height when jumping in a game of Quake.
"Got to the Quad Damage via a well timed rocket jump."
by Mad Walrus August 6, 2002
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Cum Rocket

When you havn't jacked off in a long fucking time and you have sex and you cum so much it fucked blows her vagina up ( Like in scary movie ) LMAO!
Zach aka Lice Z4ch1 was so horny off Louis he couldnt help it and jacked off and made a huge cum rocket and blew his moms head off.
by xxplosive2009 September 16, 2005
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Chez Rocket

That 3 Ninjas movie is a real chez rocket, dude.
by Wes December 9, 2004
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